Skalli

Working in food service is so surreal because like... nothing I do for people is anywhere close to life and death, but some customers absolutely act as though it is. I look a woman dead in the eye and solemnly inform her that unfortunately we are out of oat milk, and I see her heart shatter in front of me, right there at the bakery counter at 8 in the morning. I feel like a handsome TV surgeon informing someone that their beloved fiancée died on the table. He’s gone... I’m so sorry. We lost him. We are out of oat milk

we used to have Big Horse in this country and now we just have Big Data - me giving a campaign speech when I run on a platform that’s anti ai but pro genetic manipulation to develop a modern equus giganteus

new uterine lining just dropped

washing machine

bowl of pho