⭐️ATTENTION!!⭐️

Our pre-orders are opening this WEEK!!! What your piece of the action??? See you on June 7th!!! WE HOPE YOU’RE EXCITED!!!

So ok look. The point is not the flared leg by itself. These cannot be yoga pants. These are, and you have to understand this if you are too young to have worn them, BLUE JEANS. And this was the last years before all jeans were 70% spandex.

They were denim, and they weren't bell bottoms. They hung loose from the knee in a way that would make a wizard envious. We all walked around like we were wearing hakama. And they dragged on the ground. That was important. Ragged cuffs. If your jeans weren't so long that they had ratty cuffs, they were embarrassingly short.

And the thing about denim is that it's a twill weave and it's cotton. So not only does it hold a lot of water, it wicks. Walking around in these suckers on a wet day could get you wet to the knees even if you never stepped in a puddle.

Then you'd go inside and take off your shoes and try to avoid letting your freezing, wet, filthy pant legs touch your skin.

HEY FELLERS! I am working together with @gfnonfictionzine to bring YOU!!! A PHYSICAL COPY OF THE ZINE THEY WORKED SO HARD ON: Reading Between the Falls!!!

Over 180 pages of content with juicy analyses of the story and characters of Gravity Falls! I've included a couple pages as an example here to show you what you're in for! It's a super cool project and I'm happy to be helping them out!

PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN RIGHT NOW!!

But no need to rush, pre-orders are gonna be open till the end of JUNE! Retail price will be $25 USD + shipping and applicable taxes (boooo)

Lil bit more info under the cut!