over grey moors

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

and that much ado? it's about nothing

i would kill for the confidence of novelists who write genius-poet characters and then actually write samples of the “genius” poetry in the book. if i were a novelist writing a genius-poet i’d just be like “trust me, the poetry’s real good.”

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

in europe they got antisemitism

at all times i am thinking about how my dad got himself kicked out of a d&d group in the 80s because he made an elf named “Elrond Hubbard” and the DM said he wasn’t taking it seriously

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'