This Shit Aint Nothin’ To Me, Man.

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Controversial opinion apparently but a fucking ad should not have control over my phone's volume or the ability to pause anything else that is playing

a former coworker is a kind of dead wife

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.