This Shit Aint Nothin’ To Me, Man.

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Controversial opinion apparently but a fucking ad should not have control over my phone's volume or the ability to pause anything else that is playing

a former coworker is a kind of dead wife