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computer play creep by radiohead, loud enough to kill

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

youre never alone. bacteria

#i mean the boring answer is that many people go to college here and experience the epic highs and lows of being late teens early 20s. #the less boring answer is it's the molasses curse ( @burins)

Official Post of Massachusetts

yeah can i get an iced regulah and a strawberry frasted

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

humans not being able to hibernate is such bullshit we should just do it anyways

sometimes you have to pretend your kitchen is a club dance floor and get a little whorish while cooking your frozen pizza. it’s called living deliciously in a pandemic

i BURST OUT laughing at this and when my dad in the next room asked "what's so funny" i said "nothing i can explain succinctly"

gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane

What about gingers?

Carrie