Like Autonomy Loves Free Will

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

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A pair of Altay anatomical reproductive system models, only $39.99 each! I was tempted to buy them as bookends.

R u a gay guy or straight girl. Respect either way

not even sport. not even champ. this is the future we're looking at.

every time i see the ben and jerrys cows i imagine a little katamari rolling across the ice cream tub 🐄