i wish i was more than my skin and my bones

like two ships frotting in the night

if i was a different person with a different personality and a different life things would be kinda different i think

did you know you can replay your favorite song over and over and over over and over over and over overandover over andover over and over and over and overover andover over and overr over and orver and over

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

That is the most beautiful mantis I have ever seen does anyone have her number?

shes not interested in youu

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

it's crazy that people can consume the same media yet come away with vastly different & wrong opinions. not me though because i'm always right

a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.

Posts written by the prophet Elisha circa 900 BCE

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

babe you ok? you reblogged computer iris by the goo goo dolls loud enough to kill at midnight again