i wish i was more than my skin and my bones

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

when u tie ur life force forever to the kid fated to die at sixteen but he's ur best friend so ur world wouldn't be complete without him anyway. and u both have another best friend and all three of u know that she will watch u both die in a few years but ur all ignoring it because no one wants to think about it. and she's already watched her older sister 'die' and lost her brother to evil but fate is fate. and u wont even have a chance at rebirth or reincarnation because u aren't human. so ur gonna be a plant forever and have no chance at seeing them again. but it's always worth it because the empathy link means u get three more years together instead of dying in this cyclops cave.

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

I hate what AI has done to the sparkle emoji. Give it back

Does anyone know what to do

don’t even get me started

Okay

thanks

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

hopebaiting myself everyday by living for the hope of it all

girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel's wings