i wish i was more than my skin and my bones

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again