in the bathroom at a party

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

After Shane and Ilya get married Ilya is so happy to finally change his pfp to be one of him and Shane. To piss Ilya off Hayden also changes his pfp to him and Shane. Cue different NHL players slowly changing their pfp to photos of them and Shane. It basically becomes and unspoken trend that when you enter the NHL you need to get a photo with Shane Hollander to change your pfp as a right of passage.

Shane joins in after months of this by making his pfp a pic of him and his reflection in the mirror.

Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you

does anyone else remember being a hapless american child looking at the prices of books on the inside flap and wondering. do we just hate canadians? this book is $8 here and $13 there, that feels..... mean somehow

tmi actually stands for tumblring my information

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end

“Hammond B3 Organ Cistern” by Gabrielle Calvocoressi