It's My Blog Go Fuck Yourself

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

And the ruling class gets Much wealthier.

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

[Image ID: Tweet from verified user Laura Matsue (@/ lauraMatsue) reading: No one is more annoyed by the Al revolution than people who can actually write a sentence. Basically, having any ability to write now is suspect - you will get accused of being Al at some point. It feels like you are being accused of being a witch, of holding a type of rare magic that only the machines are now allowed to have. /End ID]

my birthday is in july! :)

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.