andi

nurse sharks have been training for 112 million years

i love it when there's a leek in a shopping bag

possibly the best product you could have poking out of your bag, apart from maybe the timeless baguette , both of which round out the aesthetics of the bag & show that you are a true "MarketHead"

If I were Barack Obama I’d simply commit to the bit and make history a second time.

If I were Barack Obama I’d post “it wasn’t just in my imagination” and turn off my phone

what the fuck did you just say?

mr de niro it’s an honour to have you here

one of the line cooks just came out of the walk-in holding a little panera soup cup full of nightcrawlers like Hey whose... worms are these... and my boss ran over like I'm sooo sorry i was fishing this morning and didn't have time to take the worms home so i just hid them. my bad. i didn't think anyone would find the worms. my bad

jefe caught five bluegills 🎣 by the way

what the fuck did you just say?

mr de niro it’s an honour to have you here

why don't you spend more time with bruce springsteen and find out how fucked up you are