all that is solid melts into air

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

Can somebody please @ emily blunt on twitter and show her this

I always wanted to fuck wreck it ralph . I dont have time for that any more Im looking for someplace secluded to lay my eggs

At work, 35 degrees, thigh chafe so bad I’m cowboy walking, got fucked into starting my period just before I came to work, and that’s tmi, but that’s my damn life …..

AND I sliced the tip of my finger off yesterday

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person