joie de vivre

​i lied. i don't like sex. open heart surgery

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

“embrace ugliness” sure but why are women’s neutral traits considered ugliness in the first place

they should make a new type of like button called the sad like for when your mutual is suffering agonies

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

every song nowadays is 'the best song ever' and then you listen to it and it's not fast car by tracy chapman

finding out you spent most of your life dissociated is a HUGE bummer

i thought shit didnt stick to me cuz i was slick but its cause i wasnt there #LAME

can we stop using “being unapologetically loud and taking up space” as the ultimate expression of joy and self-expression? i think the pendulum needs to swing back to maintaining mindful and moderate volume and being spatially considerate of others and being apologetic when necessary. no offense but i think everyone alive rn has the loudness and taking up space thing covered. if this breaks containment, i am sure everyone will be normal about the wording of this post and will have normal and good faith interpretations of it.