joie de vivre

​i lied. i don't like sex. open heart surgery

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

no amount of supernatural info you passively get from tumblr will prepare you for just how notoriously the gay angel ghosts the guy he loves more than anything

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK