The Light Princess

same score but played entirely on kazoos

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.

star trek heritage post (June 7th, 2017)

I detest Taylor Swift but by god you are right

first thing to know about sewing machines is that they can smell fear

Reminder.

This

cant be pissing all day

[ID: a tweet by @/lolt64 that says “hmm.. better lock in tomorrow and fix everything and do everything” End ID]

ASMR videos being popular and sought-after has to be the world's biggest prank against me. I fundamentally refuse to believe any of that is enjoyable. Hearing it turns me into an animal that needs to attack you so hard for Making those noises inside my ears.

Mukbangs are part of this same elaborate joke. But worse also because I Need to have sharp Claws and also a lobotomy of the part of my brain that limits the full human bite strength to deal with that one properly.

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!

How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.

Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?

Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)

This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)

Female presenting gkpmnipples

what the fuck are you people doing, trying to invent neo-french?

No, we’re inventing Gkpmneo-French

don’t try and read this phonetically you’ll have a stroke