Aut Caesar, aut nihil

everyone is always fighting and hurting each other. i will put an end to this through conquest and subjugation

At the club checkin my tumblr notes

no i don’t wanna fucking open the app store are you psychotic????

ohhhhhhhh wait i'm just trying to pour from an empty cup again LOL

hey does anyone have an extra will to live i could borrow its cool if not no worries

white people will literally be like if u arent nice to me Im going to become a nazi. and think they’re making a great argument

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult