Aut Caesar, aut nihil

They’re cutting the thread I’m hanging on by tomorrow

being alive is exhausting

hey does anyone have an extra will to live i could borrow its cool if not no worries

It is kind of funny when you read about the sums of money that get spent on, like, space missions or particle accelerators, and yeah, they're in the billions of dollars, but they're an absolute drop in the bucket compared to the bottomless amounts of money that get poured into the military or wasted on tax cuts for billionaires.

breastfeeding him instead of arguing

u ever get jealous over something u have no right to be jealous over so u just sit there like… ok

i once made a text post that got 33 notes maybe you should think before you talk to me that way

4 non blondes were right. I DO wake up in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs what’s going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thinking about all the passionate and gross sex I'm not having makes me really sad

For the millionth time I don't fuck with Conservatives. Your beliefs are abhorrent, you don't understand consent, and you're terrible at sex. Block me or I'll block you.

If you're a conservative you are simply unimaginably ignorant and heinously unfuckable.

You must be an anti-racist feminist to be any good whatsoever at sex I don't make the rules