Aut Caesar, aut nihil

Don’t wait for your man to dick you down. Go pussy him down you bad bitch.

if you won’t kiss a girl after she sucked your dick u r lame as hell

It’s so crazy how you can measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be

my ultimate sexual fantasy is to enjoy life

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

i think it’s really essential as an adult to stay silly and goofy and weird

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"