Aut Caesar, aut nihil

Nice racist joke dude! I couldn’t help but notice that your real political goals align with that though

(so horny i can’t even stand upright and has to brace myself against the table) i just wish i could open my massive empire realm tab in ck3 and see all of you in the manage vassals section and hover over the revoke titles button

My five year plan is to just see what happens

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

you are a regular guy you can handle a situation

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

everyone is always fighting and hurting each other. i will put an end to this through conquest and subjugation

At the club checkin my tumblr notes

no i don’t wanna fucking open the app store are you psychotic????

ohhhhhhhh wait i'm just trying to pour from an empty cup again LOL