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if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with relating to characters, “they’re literally me” etc but if that’s the only way you engage with stories you’re kinda missing the whole point of Characters being vehicles through which we can see perspectives outside of our own. and also you’re going to get upset when the Character acts in a way that is not Personally Relatable to You

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life