ough

people 👥️️👥️️ who are anti-emoji 🚫❌️ piss me off 😡🤬😤 they made little pictures 🤏🖼 to help us convey our emotions in text 📲📄 and you 😒 wanna act 🎬 like you're above it all? ⬆️❓️⁉️ fuck you buddy 🖕 and fuck your dog too 🖕🐕

Dude last night was a one note post

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

Nobody tell me what anime this is bc I don’t care but this looks disgusting where’s the flavor

“You know it from anime and manga,” bitch isn’t Beef Stroganoff a Russian dish

I just realized that they don’t even make the corkscrew noodles-

“this happens with no setup” is such an understatement. This song is cut to immediately from a scene of the main characters getting their asses kicked in a fight. It’s the best thing that has ever happened.

Kick their asses again

I would delete your shitty caption addition in every lifetime

As an adult you dont remember how badly scraped knees hurt. Never yell at a child over crying because of it. I scraped mine 8 hours ago and i still could cry RIGHT NOW