Watchdog of some sort
i don't do bad sauce passes

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taylor price
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosimo Galluzzi

oozey mess
trying on a metaphor

JVL
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Misplaced Lens Cap
RMH
cherry valley forever

Product Placement
Stranger Things
Not today Justin
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

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@lesbrarian
Watchdog of some sort

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I liked the headcanon of Volt also being the element of electricity personified and tried to make a comic \o/
time to end the debate. who wears a dress best?
adder (philippe)
emmet
corbeau
extra examples under the cut:
adder and emmet sweep baby!!!
They are so special to me they make my heart ache
do you guys think Eddie named volt or Volt named himself
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Volt named himself
eddie named him like a cat he found

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drives me crazy that eddie thinks he's selfish. he is a fix-it kind of guy. it's the first thing you learn about him. his name is eddie, and he fixes shit. volt exists because eddie was trying to fix shit. just temporary. just split myself, just another set of hands so i can solve the fucking problem. but then volt exists, and eddie finds the faulty wire. and he can't fucking do it. he can't fix it.
he thinks he's denying his entire purpose because he's selfish. because he loves volt. because he doesn't want to be alone. because volt would do it. he would go out. not for the power. for eddie. because he thinks that's all he is. eddie's. a tool for eddie to use to fix the power. to eddie, volt is a person, a whole, separate person who deserves to exist. who deserves to be protected. but eddie loves him and wants him even though he made him as a temporary fix, and he's supposed to fix shit, and he's not. so he's selfish. he doesn't want to be alone, so he's selfish. he's protecting the life of the person he loves more than anything, and he thinks he's selfish.
volt sees eddie as his purpose yes but what you have to understand is eddie sees volt as his purpose. in eddie's eyes volt is the only worthy thing he's ever done with his own two hands. volt exists and the world makes sense. this is why everything is so hard for him. this is why he has to suffer. this is why he exists. he was made to create volt. his one good deed. his one perfect thing.
the thing you have to understand about volt is that he was not even remotely created to be the eddie lovebot he just decided to do that on his own
Haha yeah eww no thanks
That’s a bug
@kittybroker how much for this tiny bug?
Fish up this tiny little baby bug right out of the free bin for the low low price of 0 dollars nothing!
sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

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project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life
"Go on," Whumper snarls into Whumpee's ear, gesturing toward the camera, "beg your friends to come save you."
Exhausted in every sense of the word, with their pride lying dead on the floor and their will to live shattered like glass, Whumpee manages to focus their half-lidded gaze on the blinking red dot. "Please..." they rasp out, voice hoarse from screaming, "don't let Caretaker see this."
enough of the Discourse fellas. let's pack it up and go back to basics: getting crowley desperate, overstimulated and crying through sex
Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other
happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

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things to say after fucking up egregiously
pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
let's run that again
one more time normal style
I'm going to become a statistic
further proof god is out to get me
it's because I tore my acl senior year
I couldn't do it for religious reasons
my ex took my talent in the divorce
good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)
first rule of Cite Club: tell everyone where you learned about Cite Club
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