first person to die on mars

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

shine normal like a plain rock

big fan of characters who look cool and tough and stoic but only because theyre internally thinking "fuckkk what do i say. how do i make friends. they didnt teach me how to do that in sword school."

ewww youre Not a gross freak... ? thats so weeeirddd.. i dont think we can be friends sorry

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

john raul porge and gringo

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

who wants to come to my bedroom and watch me smoke weed and bang my head against the wall

Diva down

the LA gangs put markiplier in a windowless submarine at the bottom of an ocean of blood

Going no contact with yourself