P-Please Follow The R-rules!!

Work had been tiring enough that he passed out on a bench during his lunch; no matter how many times his alarms went off, he slept right through them. Geeta attempted to get ahold of him and got nothing, the elder man far too engrossed in his nap to respond to anything. It wasn't until a soft shake against his shoulder finally awoke him; a shudder wracks through his body and breathing hastens as eyes snap open. Fuck, how long was he out for?

💖 Your muse is someone I generally/already ship with mine but I want to get to know your portrayal

💦 I’m afraid I’ll break one of your rules! [be sure to specify/feel free to ask more about it]

🧪 I want to RP a sensitive topic with you/your muse and I’m not sure how you’d feel about it.

📌 Your reply is stuck in my drafts but I’d like to start something new (or talk about it first)

🍕 There’s something I need to know about your portrayal/muse before I write with you

❔ I’m not in the mood for big things at the moment, asks are just easier for me

🌹 My muse is getting attached to yours since following you (interactions or not) and I need to tell you how they feel

🍰 I have a cute idea for our muses, how do we make it happen?

🕶 I just want to know everything about your muse, but I don’t want to seem clingy/nosy

🥐 You almost broke my rules(or you did and I didn’t tell you), could you please refrain from doing [thing] ?

💫 I can’t keep up with your blog/shenanigans/etc. but I love what you’re doing!

⏰ You RP lots of time sensitive things and I’m either busy or feel I’m too late. Maybe we can do something less so?

💢 tumblr messed with my ability to reply (app crash, technical difficulties, etc.) and I’m just so mad/I’m having technical difficulties

🌌 I’m actually in the mood to write an AU of my muse in your fandom/verse instead of canon/my main! Any tips or ideas?

🎨 You RP subjects I’m inexperienced with, but want to get better! Help!

🎊 Sometimes you just make me so happy I don’t know what to do. Oops.

🧵 In our current thread/your writing, I’d like you to write about/describe [specify thing]

🎶 I really tend to space off sometimes and do my own thing, it’s not you!

Send me a 🕮 (or Book! if you can't see the emoji) and I will use a random number generator for a random AU. Below are a list of fairytales, folktales, and Disney movies. Either work with your partner or surprise them with a dark and twisted version of the fairytale as an AU for your muses.

Little Red Riding Hood

Rumpelstiltskin

Sleeping Beauty

Snow White

Cinderella

The Little Mermaid

Hansel and Gretel

Robin Hood

The Goose Girl

Pied Piper

Aladdin

The Frog Prince

Beauty and the Beast

Encanto

Thumbelina

Peter Pan

The Ice Queen

The Three Little Pigs

The Wizard of Oz

The Ugly Duckling

Alice in Wonderland

Dumbo

The Nutcracker

The Golden Goose

Goldilocks and the Three Bears

The Twelve Dancing Princesses

Pinocchio

Tarzan

The Emperor's New Clothes

The Princess and the Pea

The Prince and the Pauper

Jack and the Beanstalk

Three Billy Goats Gruff

The Juniper Tree

Requested by anonymous! Here are some popular tropes from fairy tales that can have a dark or malicious spin. As always, the Muse A/Muse B placement is up to the muns!

“Well, this is just great. Locked in a room with you.” “Don’t look at me like that. I didn’t plan this.” “Could you stop pacing? You’re making me dizzy.” “I can’t believe I’m stuck here with you of all people.” “I never thought I’d say this, but I’d rather be anywhere else right now.” “Do you have any idea how long we’re going to be stuck here?” “Can we at least try to make the best of this situation?” “I suppose we could play a game to pass the time.” “I’m hungry. Did anyone remember to bring snacks?” “How did we even end up in this mess?” “I’m starting to feel a bit claustrophobic.” “Could you try to keep calm? Panicking won’t help.” “I think I saw something move over there. Do you hear that?” “I never realized how small this room actually is.” “Let’s just hope someone realizes we’re missing soon.” “I’m sorry for all the things I said before. Can we start over?” “It’s funny how being trapped together makes you see things differently.” “I never thought I’d say this, but I’m actually glad you’re here with me.” “We should probably figure out a plan for when someone finally lets us out.” “Well, at least we’ll have a good story to tell after this.”

“I’m fine, just a scratch.” “It’s just a flesh wound, nothing serious.” “Don’t worry about me, I can still keep going.” “I’ve had worse. This is nothing.” “I don’t have time to deal with this right now.” “It’ll take more than that to stop me.” “I can handle the pain. Just help me patch it up quickly.” “I’ll be back on my feet in no time.” “Ignore the blood, it’s just a graze.” “This won’t slow me down.” “I’ve got work to do, so let’s wrap this up.” “No need to panic, it’s just a bullet wound.” “I can’t let this stop me from finishing what I started.” “I’m tougher than I look.” “This is nothing compared to what I’ve been through.” “Save the sympathy. I’ll be fine.” “Just focus on the mission. I’ll deal with this later.” “Keep moving, we can’t afford to stop.” “I refuse to be taken out by something like this.” “I’ll rest when the job is done.”

Our muses have found a book of magic spells and want to attempt to cast one. These spells can be temporary (like a magic anon) or permanent parts of your muse’s story!

Send me a number or send “Chance!” for me to randomly generate a prompt.

One or both of our muses is transformed into an animal of their choosing.

Our muses use necromancy to raise someone from the dead. (alternative: one muse raises the other from the dead)

A supernatural muse is turned human (or) a human muse is turned into a supernatural being.

Our muses choose a time period to travel to for a determined length of time.

One or both of our muses make cosmetic changes to their appearance (glamour). 

Our muses use a magic spell to pull a prank on someone they know.

Our muses stop time temporarily.

Our muses summon any person or creature, either real or fictional.

Using a spell to control dreams, our muses enter a dream together and create their own world. 

Our muses are given wings and the ability to fly.

A healing spell is used to heal one of our muses of an illness, injury, or other ailment. 

One of our muses is given the ability to see the future and tells the other what they see in store for them. 

One or both of our muses is given the ability to become invisible. 

A magical familiar is summoned for both of our muses, taking the form of an animal that represents them. 

Our muses cast a spell of protection over themselves or someone they choose to keep them safe. 

Our muses craft a curse with any punishment of their choosing and cast it on one person. 

One of our muses sneakily casts a love spell on the other. 

Using a spell to transfigure any object, our muses can change or repair the inanimate things around them.

An illusion spell lets our muses trick others into seeing things (or people) not as they are.

Our muses cast a nightmare curse to give any one person a terrible nighttime experience. 

Our muses cast a charm for wealth, success, or fame.

Our muses are given one wish each that is promised to come true.

For a limited amount of time, our muses can have a conversation with someone who has passed away. 

One or both of our muses are given psychic, empathic, or spirit medium abilities. 

Send me a 🔄 and I will use a random number generator for a random AU. These are supernatural and horror based AUs, with some fun ones I don't see often on AU lists.

Ghost Medium!AU

Atlantis!AU

Space Alien!AU

Werewolf!AU

Cryptidzoology!AU

Zombie Apocalypse!AU

Vampire!AU

Shapeshifter!AU

Demonic Possession!AU

Frankenstein/Mad Scientist!AU

Bloody Mary!AU

Magical School/Academy!AU

Witchy!AU

Old/Forgotten Gods!AU

Love Potion!AU

Lovecraftian Monster!AU

Mermaid!AU

Haunted House!AU

Kaiju!AU

Robot/Cyborg!AU

Fae!AU

Siren!AU

Angel!AU

Urban Fantasy!AU

Giant!AU

Selkies!AU

Imaginary Friend!AU

Dungeons & Dragons!AU

Wonderland!AU

Grim Reaper!AU

Futuristic Sci-Fi!AU

Time Travel!AU

Greek Mythology!AU

(requested by several users, and including non-verbal actions. Add pronouns/rephrase as needed!)

HUMAN

“Who locked you up in here?” “So you’re the beast they were talking about.” “Calm down, I’m not the one who put you in there!” “I’m going to try getting you out. Just hold still.” “Why would they put you in there?” “Hello? Can you understand me?” “No, I’m not letting you out.” “We’re going to make sure you rot in there.” “I’ll only let you out if you promise not to eat me alive.” “Are you in some kind of trouble?” “Stop struggling, I’m trying to help you!” “You’re staying in there until we find out what you are.” “You poor thing. Why would anyone do this to you?” “If you cooperate, we might just set you free.” “I can’t let you out. They’ll just come after you again.” “How long have you been in there?” “You weren’t born in that tank, were you?” “Your freedom is just the price to pay for our very important research.” “I’ll cut you down, just stop struggling!” “I’m not going to hurt you, I just need to cut these ropes.” “Stop howling, they can hear you a mile away!” *taps on the glass* *waves* “Can you hear me through the glass?” *holds up a note to the glass* [insert message]

MONSTER