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I wish I could put into words how listening to spring and a storm makes me feel
Both the demo and the album version idk what it is they just both evoke such specific feelings
Won't you please stop complaining
I'm playing a song
[...]
I wish you could have heard the music
When the clouds growled overhead
I finally felt enthusiastic
I finally felt alive
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
So you said
Spring and a Storm - Tally Hall - Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum
yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature
No, I don't. Please, proceed.
if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it
That would be fucked up.
yknow what would be more fucked up
Football field full of viruses.
Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.
Really big vampire.
Inside-out Sweden.
if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it
Yeah that's pretty fucked up.
media literacy would automatically go up 100% if people knew how to consume stories without self-inserting themselves into the characters' shoes. "if i were him..." you're NOT. you may relate to his story, his past, his traits, his quirks, his identity but the moment you start treating the story accepting what you feel/think as what the character feels/thinks, you're misunderstanding the story.
#the point of 'walking in a characters shoes' is to get a NEW point of view you were unfamiliar with #not to shoehorn the blorbo into your worldview as if they were YOU (x)
i dont know what all of these crazy self insert people are thinking!!! as soon as i read any fiction from the pov of a problematic character i absorb all of their mental health problems. putting myself in their shoes
love and care for it

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what we really need on tumblr is a way to put someone elses post on my blog
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is βI like your shoelacesβ
that way we know weβre from tumblr without revealing anything
Iβm just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
Sam Vimes: I am unworthy of love
Sybil Ramkin: I will tend to this pathetic creature for the rest of my life
Sybil Ramkin: the disgruntled man of action and honor is an endangered species of rare pedigree which my mother always hoped I would find. I must care for and nurture this stray to preserve his species. He will require a steadfast caregiver, friends, and plenty of enrichment. I should ask my friend Havelock for help with this as he is more familiar with this particular species than I am.
i will crossbreed this fine creature with my bloodline ^^
help
/silly
can this annoying idiot get out of my notifs???
Tally Hall: you're weird and that's what makes you awesome!
Lemon Demon: you're weird and that's okay! EVERYONE is weird, be yourself!
Will Wood: you're weird and that doesn't matter because we're all just walking chunks of meat and we're all gonna die

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You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:
equine -> horses
bovine -> cows
murine -> mice/rats
porcupine -> porcupines
wolverine -> wolves
marine -> marmosets
saline -> salmonella
cosine -> cosmonauts
citrine -> citrus
combine -> combs
famine -> your fam
bromine -> your bros
palpatine -> your pals
alpine -> alps
christine -> christ
asinine -> asses
machine -> the speed of sound
landmine -> explosions
migraine -> migrants
trampoline -> tramps
dopamine -> dopes
medicine -> the Medici family
praline -> prey
masculine -> mascara
feminine -> femurs
latrine -> latissimus dorsi
fettuccine -> fetuses
poutine -> sadness
turbine -> turbans
engine -> england
supine -> soup
valentine -> valence electrons
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lmaoo of course l*zz*e was a member of the temperance movementβ¦.. broads like that are always the worst
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and??? are you saying that being against the overconsumption of alcohol is somehow akin to being a brutal murderer?????
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yes
πͺ bordenupdates
dont bother engaging with remember1794 his entire blog is posts about the whisky rebellion of 1794 or about how much he hates women
#notborden
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look all im saying is that miss lizzie is unmarried and hasnβt had ANY suitorsβ¦ and maggie is unwed too. im just saying!
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im so tired of you sapphists projecting your filthy disease onto everyone. no one cares.
π gibsons-a-girl Follow
thats not what your mother said to me last night
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wait why is your blog just photographs of mens footwear
#wild ass site
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i think the uncle did it bc what the fuck kind of middle name is vinnicum
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AND hes a butcher ? might as well write murderer on his head lmaoooooooo
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bordenupdates just vagueposted about me
#hope this is ok to rb op bc LMAO
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ever since the 1850s big petroleum has been working to destroy the whaling industry, backed by the naturalists who find a problem with the hunting of whales, despite there being an abundance of the beasts in the sea! do not reject whaling β trust when whale experts say that these creatures will never be at a serious risk, don't fall for the propaganda of big petroleum
βοΈ sunkenmen
what the fuck are you talking about. did a whale kill your parents or something.
π righttowhale Follow
yes, actually.
βοΈ sunkenmen
. sorry
#sorry for your loss but your politics suck
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i don't believe that women are capable of a crime so brutal. even when judith slayed holofernes, she did so by the guiding of God. her actions were virtuous in nature. women, being of the fairer sex, who serve God as lizzie does are not capable of a murder so foul. jezebel was able to do as she did because she spurned Him.
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stop lumping sapphist lizzie defenders with these freaks.
#this discourse has been incredible #anyway block godbeliever
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π― literate-lover-19
the adventures of sherlock holmes my beloved
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theres nothing wrong an opium reliance.
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i always wanted to fuck her
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π§΅ spindlecity
does anyone wanna take me to the columbia exposition :( i know its in illinois but still
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sacred beast is underrated sacred beast is underrated sacred beast is underrated
true
i dont like the lyrics from the demo. i wish sacred beast was longer but the demo is too on the nose
Me: Okay improv class somebody give me an occupation. :)
Class: Dentist!
Me: okay, so in this scene you are going to be a dentist. :)
Child 1: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY TEETH!
Child 2, on the floor, sobbing: Iβm so sorry! I sold them on the dark web. Iβm in so much debt from medical college.
I ask myself this every day.
when i was a kid there was this guy in my neighborhood named Jerry. he was 100 years old for my entire childhood. his house was up on a hill and he had a big porch he sat on all day from sun up to sundown. his front door was always open if it wasn't too cold out and there was a big old fridge/freezer right inside where he kept orange crush in glass bottles and freeze-pops.
kids were allowed to walk right into his house and get treats from the fridge but the rule is we had to sit on the porch while we ate the popsicles or drank the pop and this is how he got us to listen to him talk about random stuff all day.
if parents needed to find us bc we failed to come home when we were supposed to they called him and he could send other kids out looking for us. it'd be like in the creek some other 8 year old would tell you "hey your mom called Jerry. youre supposed to be home."
if you were home sick from school and your parents worked he'd watch you for free & everyone looked out for him. i spent a lot of days napping on his couch when i was little.
idk i know i couldn't be a full-time parent so that's my ideal role in a community one day. old guy babysitter with a porch.

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i wish i could just sit there and watch the walls drift away...
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