Miller Time

Council of Nicea, 325 C.E.

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

the dance dance rebellion has failed to become a dance dance revolution and the dance dance repressive regime has kidnapped your fellow dance dance radicals in the middle of the night and taken them to a dance dance re-education camp. they're gonna get dance dance relentlessly tortured

i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

According to this site, August 1 is the first day of Halloween.

the operative romantic fantasy of black sails is obviously to get so close to the beloved that you usurp them and can stand where they once stood, thereby believing you've incorporated what you found so unreachably, untouchably beautiful about them into yourself until reality reminds you you're just a copy, flat as the image in a mirror, degraded by the mimetic process. the operative sexual fantasy of black sails is to convince a bunch of people who hate you to let you order them around

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

this post is a good rent lowering gunshot. in case anyone needs one of those

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it

shakespeare was so funny for that scene where the antagonist tells the protagonist “let the record show that i AM into women THAT BEING SAID holy shit, thou mars, seeing you here is like an even better version of my wedding night. like WAY better. i’ve been dreaming about you every night for years, and in my dreams we take off each other’s armor and beat each other to a pulp and i wake up all hot and sticky 👍”