“suffering sappho!”

Someone needs to hire a better Etsy witch

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

This is a odd thing to say for many reasons but one being do yall think people don't watch stuff that's not made for the age demographic in mind? Also have yall never been curious about something that had more mature themes made for adults? Are yall that un curious?

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

someone reblogged my post with a tag saying ‘bad post’ hey buddy how dare you. I’m gonna fuck your dad

writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

This is GOLD! You just saved me like thousands of therapy costs lmao

When I was writing my fic last few months the strategy I used was "just skip all the scenes I don't want to write" and it worked great in my opinion

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it