“suffering sappho!”

clutching my half-demon eye and doubling over in pain as it begins glowing and pulsing because i haven't bothered you in over 20 minutes

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

I was drinking tomato juice while gaming, and I finished it, but then I died and had to reload a save from before I finished my tomato juice, and for a moment, I was genuinely confused about why my tomato juice was still empty.

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

when i was a kid, you would constantly hear about how important it is not to talk shit about your jobs online, because your employer could find your posts. as a teenager this seemed extremely obvious and I kinda wrote it off as one of those common sense things old people didn't realize were Extremely Obvious to anyone born after aol. who would be stupid enough to talk shit about their jobs on a public platform?? and then i got a job. and ohhhhh my god. oh my god.

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

happy winter solstice

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