i love abortion and i love divorce
i pop some pills and i ride my horse
i log onto tumblr and i start discourse
eyyyy macarena
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@oopnotstraight
i love abortion and i love divorce
i pop some pills and i ride my horse
i log onto tumblr and i start discourse
eyyyy macarena

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Iâve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional
Iâm sorry but your profile picture looks like a female version of Boyinaband
Iâve been told that I look like him before
Well, I didnât know him so I googled and-
I also kind of think he looks like @setheverman but with colorful hair
are you saying Dave is actually the fusion of you and Seth Everman
Iâm saying Infinity War is not the most ambitious crossover anymore
Im gonna do something cursed
God forgive me for i have sinned
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BILLIE EILISH????
Which one of us???
yes
this is like the end of a scooby doo episode
Wait. One-time-I-dreamt had aâŚface?
Hey, I still have it!
W-what
This is just the best interaction on the site
world heritage post
I am, once again, reblogging this wild ride of a post
posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

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Wendy Carlos
For people who might not know - Wendy Carlos is a trans woman who was deeply influential in early electronic music and hugely involved with the push to have synthesizers seen as real instruments.
Some of the movies Wendy Carlos did the soundtracks for, that you may know:
A Clockwork Orange
The Shining
Tron
She has three Grammys, and a lifetime achievement award from the Society for Electro-Acoustic Music in the United States.
Oh and she also takes photos of eclipses that are so good Nasa uses them.
Her discography is here!
And here is a more recent photo of her with her cat, Pandora:
Better Days Ahead - 2021 calendar by Rachel Breeden, Circa 78 Designs
 âhi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?â
âyeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?â
âabsolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?â
âuuuuuh hold onâ
*fishes something out of my pocket*
âmikey what do i do?â
âget the fries. youll need the energy in the coming daysâ
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
âuhh yes please  the meal would be greatâ
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
Wasnt there a lawsuit over this post??
Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister âtheyâre making another planet earthâ and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone âand where are they getting the dirt for it?â and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body
david tennants so funny to me cuz hes like. a very private and quiet person. and all characters they call him to do are like mr slutty mcthot
David Tennant can do three things, be a detective, a serial killer, or wear very tight pants
i always think the venn diagram is Slut, Sad Dad, and Serial Killer.
Change my mind
for the love of all that is good in the world, someone needs to do that completely feral welshman next
michael sheens venn diagram is a circle labelled Slut
i didnât think this could get better but then it did

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I want to prove a point to a coworker of mine.
Pretend this post is the coronavirus.
If you see this on your dash, just reblog it.
Letâs show them how quickly this virus can spread from just one person.
at this point iâve gotten infected at least 3 times
thanks for the infection <3
ive rbâd this t h r e e t i m e s today :â)
Iâve honestly lost count of how many times Iâve gotten âinfectedâ today.
First time seeing this post, let's see how many times it comes back
darn
again
oop letâs see how many notes this has the next time i get it
all that quarantining for absolutely nothing -_-
9 thousand infected and counting.
Whelp
School with adhd is just "I've done the entire page while you were still discussing exercise 1, and now I'm bored" or "I understand half of these words individually, can't focus and now I'm bored" there is no in between
People with ADHD need to stop being so relatable, or I need to find a Dr.
when youâre watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u havenât watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb
Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up
some highlights
Ron is a Slytherin
Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist
Snape isnât a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry
Angels have replaced owls
Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason
Dumbledore isnât gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad
It doesnât take place in the UK for some reason
Wizard duels are now called pray-offs
Iâll add more when i read more
more
Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)
Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently
Voldemort has hair
Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic
Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL
Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account
Dumbledore calls Reddit a âgodless covenâ
THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN
Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hellÂ
ââIâm just so upset that you donât accept the Bible,â Hermionie sobbed femininely. âThe Bible is the best book ever. Why canât you respect that?ââ
Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)
I canât believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal
This is some anti My Immortal shit
how does one sob femininely?Â
PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles
I love you thank you
Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.
There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional charactersâ chest hair.
Slytherins are Catholics.
Petunia wears pant suits.
âAunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harryâs young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, âThank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. â
Reblog if you donât need religion because you have science socialism and birthdays
Weâve found it. The illusive reverse My Immortal
âYouâre a Christian, Harry!â
âIm a whatâ
@giathewhia I found it. I found the most cursed post on this website
HDKAKJXJAJCJSHDHWKDAK @ieatspinalcords IM SCREAMINGGGG
SJIGDBNKC
Ok so Iâm reading this shit show and just THE FIRST CHAPTER OMG
ââHello, neighbor! I was wondering if you have been saved,â Hagrid exclaimed brightly; and tipped his wide-brimmed, straw cowboy hat.â
A COWBOY HAT
WHY DOES HAGRID HAVE A COWBOY HAT?!?!
A few of my favorite lines
âNo, Aunt Petunia,â he uttered calmly with childlike wisdom. âEvolution is not real.â
âBirthdays are not of God,â Harry verbalized knowingly.
Raising his large, massive, manly hands up to the heavens, Dumbledore bellowed in a voice even louder than Hagridâs had been, âLord, please take us to the kitchen!â
Lovely, ladylike tears began to roll down her delicate, terrified face. âAnd I donât like lions!â
âDear Lord, please provide these devout young ones with three strips of bacon or links of sausage eachâ
âHarry did not think God would hate him for not worshipping His mommyâ
Harry chooses his own house by praying really hard and refers to it several times as the âone true houseâ
(Also for some reason as soon as Harry magically converts- having previously had no knowledge of christianity at all- he has the bible memorized for some reason?)

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Honey you're familiar like my mirror years ago
Idealism sits prison, chivalry fell on it's sword
Innocence died screaming, honey ask me I should know
I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door...
From Eden -Hozier
(fanart : @jzeten -on Twitter- )