I Remain A Daughter Of Hallownest

I've seen so many people say this YES Shadow is microwaving Mac n Cheese NO I do not take constructive criticism. He is the ULTIMATE LIFEFORM he does what he wants!!

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Anyone remember Dumb Ways To Die. Like they really made a 3 minute long music video of cute cartoon characters killing themselves in humorously fucked up ways solely as an elaborate PSA about being safe around trains and then made a fucking series of mobile games based around it and we all just let them. Will kids today ever understand how fucking legendary that was. Will they ever know.

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > sees a doctor to be sure > "why the fuck are you here. this is nothing. it will go away on its own"

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > decide to wait to not overreact > problem remains > sees doctor with concrete problem after all > "why did you wait so long. we could have done something if you had come immediately"

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

Bothering Mama

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For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

all the “peer pressure is bad” education we give kids is practically useless because all it cares about is telling them that Drugs Are Evil rather than the much more useful lesson of ‘the person who responds to you saying you don’t drink by telling you they’ll find a way to get you to is also going to be shitty about all your other boundaries’.

god forbid you teach kids that their consent should be respected rather than about the inherent immorality of all the sinful actions of their peers

body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

“It’s okay! You’re not worthless, because you can still find somebody who’ll willingly have sex with you!”

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

Being an UNBEATABLE fan is crazy sometimes because I'll be sad about things and spend almost entire days just doing nothing except getting anxious about things and then randomly I'll realize that this is exactly what UNBEATABLE was about and is what Beat went through and that's enough to make me try and make a change like she does