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(A clip from Zombiecleo's livestream on Hermitcraft 10: Cleo is flying around and spots Joel's ink shop. She is the only person who speaks in the video.)

This is new. It's pretty. ...Is this Joel? This feels like Joel.

(They land and read the shop sign)

(Reading sign) "Glow with the flow" This is Joel! 

(She walks up to the shop and looks through the glass at an armor stand glow squid)

(Incredulous silence)

Joel, you're my favorite person. You're absolutely, a hundred percent my favorite person. Joel, Joel, Joel.. (Clapping excitedly) Joel! You're wonderful and beautiful, and, um, I'm—

(They step back and open the shop barrel) 

How can I not buy his ink? Like.. (They run away from the shop) I need to buy it, I'm— Mm!!!! People are using the book! (In a singsong voice) They're using the book!

(Cut to Cleo with the ink barrel open)

So, if I just take the top stack... (She takes all 9 stacks of glow squid ink from the top row of the barrel) and go.. bwooop! (They leave 18 diamonds in the barrel, then close it)

I'm so proud of you, Joel. Like, this j— y— You made my heart happy, like... (Looking at the armor stand squid) this is— s— ahh!!! Armor stand buddies!

You may not have been subjected to this, but as a person from an Arabic country, every Ramadan from every year there’s always headlines of Israeli iof soldiers or Israeli extremist settlers attacking Palestinians during Ramadan, especially Palestinian worshipers trying to pray in the al aqsa mosque

It’s happens almost every single year

Ramadan is suppoused to be Muslim people’s month of worship, of Baraka and it is very important to Muslim people

But Palestinians never ever experienced a normal Ramadan because Israel attacks them Viciously

Almost

Every

Single

Fucking

Year

And I will dare and say that Israel does it on purpose, it does it every Ramadan on purpose

And now, this year, with Ramadan being only a few weeks away, I doubt that they’ll have a normal Ramadan, not in the West Bank, and not in Gaza

made a hermitcraft episode the day after his daughter was born to tell everyone how excited he was to meet her

staged a multi day one hermit protest outside warner chapell to defend mumbo jumbo's videos against copyright strikes

did a series of videos reading his webcomic aloud with the intention of making it accessible for the visually impaired, asking for feedback after each one

runs a table flipping competition at his local convention that lasts until the table breaks

made a working model replica of the evergiven in the strait of Joebraltar (stopped bdubs transporting villagers)

outplayed grian in a prank war by pulling out an IOU to make grian not retaliate to his base being covered in lava

pays all his staff members for their time moderating, brainstorming, project managing, and more

has played on every season of hermitcraft, from several weeks into season one onwards

is the only hermit to have met zombiecleo in person

part of a group who wrote and published the pitfalls and penguins TTRPG (has run a session with pauseunpause as a player)

ran a coup to make season two of Hermitcraft happen, establish a voting system, and get cleo (and mumbo) on the server

adds challenges to his minecraft gameplay to keep it interesting (a season without diamonds, a season without wings)

makes models that are as accurate to his chosen scale and reality as possible

has a world pinball ranking

oldest Hills sibling

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