This is a pervert blog now

I NEED TO WRITE FANFICTION <- guy who is perfectly capable of writing fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

My post about how most alpha/omega fic is not meanifully different from straight romance is getting tags like ”Oh do you think that if we normalize gay relationships that means it is not queer”. what i mean is that if one of you has to be gender x and one of you has to be gender y and that has to result into a biological baby for the relationship to be acceptable that means it is not comparable to gay relationships in our real world. And you know that. Please be for real now.

Don't forget that mouths are also for fingering! Just poke and prod around in there as much as you want!

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

any ship can be problematic because I have the heart and soul of a depraved pervert