get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

but would you love yourself if you were a worm?

One thing that sucks about sharing X-Men stuff with gay friends is that you’ll mention a character is gay and they’ll go “wait really??” all excited and you have to go “well yes, but no, only in my psychic bond with Chris Claremont/Fabian Nicieza/Marjorie Liu”

Like I cannot stress enough that Storm has had more women love interests, intentionally written as such, than a good amount of male characters in comics. She is not, officially speaking, a queer marvel character

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

this could be the snart of something big

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie

i hate the way fat antagonists have their weight moralized and used as a metaphor for greed and corruption and i hate the way it's overcorrected into fat people being "soft squishy friend-shaped cupcakes who look like they give incredible hugs" and i long for the day we have nuanced, interesting, and complicated fat characters and most of all i long for the day people are normal about fatness

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on