*dj khaled voice* another one

If you make a awesome comment in a shitty post , no one gonna notice it.

Wrong that’s basically what this whole blog is

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

happy New year’s eve

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

Reblogging for the last one😂

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

what the actual fuck is happening

1 is an even number

I’m gonna smack you

-30 and -50 have an e in them

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

Zero isn’t a number

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

It can??? 0/2=0??

OD numbers huh?

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

YOU FORGOT 5

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

What about it?????

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

21 days away from 2020, folks.

time travelers

This post has me dying on the inside I’m a math nerd AND THIS HURTS OMLLL GUYS PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COUNT

but 5.0 is the same as 5, and therefore 5 isn’t an integer. this means 10 is odd

what the FUCK is going on here

this is how I feel discussing math with my lab partners.

I hate math, and am by no means particularly good at it, but this post is gold and genuinely made me laugh out loud

Why am I seeing this in 2026

We’re more prone to judging a book by its spine than by its cover in a library.

Please dont judge me by my spine, i have trouble sitting properly in chairs

Sit up straight you shrimp shaped fuck, I am judging your spine :3

I will take your bones and make them into nuggets

kinky~

Imagine having bones lmao

We keep calling older people boomers for not being able to understand/use modern technology, but those boomers were the ones who made that technology, not us.

They're called boomers because their generation is the baby boom that happened after ww2 not because they don't know how to use technology also the original tech they made is very different from where it is now

Centipedes would make a lot of noise if they wore tiny flip flops

And I think that'd be pretty neat

If humans had tails, we’d almost certainly use them to fuck ourselves with.

Not all tails are fuckable and wow never thought I would say that

No, Gay, don’t stop them. Let the redditors fuck themselves with scorpion tails.

Ooo, or a beaver tail

damn imagine having to clean out the fur of a cat or dog tail after that

So am I, we’re not talking about that at all though

hey

Hello hi yes would you like to apply

Hallo

Hey there

Hi :)

i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 

i read it wrong this isnt true 

That's what they want you to think

Everybody’s talking about paper straws and reducing meat consumption, but buy the new iPhone, playstation, all the dongles and 900 pairs of shoes.

W-what....... what are dongles?

i think mark should be allowed to drink blood

Way to go mark just had to ruin it for everyone

“Surround yourself with positive people” is bad advice in 2021

surround yourself with the decayed corpses of your enemies

Surround yourself with the bones of every date you’ve lured in for the kill

You heard me

“Surround yourself with positive people” is bad advice in 2021

surround yourself with the decayed corpses of your enemies

Surround yourself with the bones of every date you've lured in for the kill

I have done nothing wrong

GODDAMN IT I WANT TO JUST SIT ON A SPINNY CHAIR AND SPIN AND ITS HONESTLY HOMOPHIBIC THAT THERES IS NOT ONE SPINNY CHAIR IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!

There's multiple types of spinny chair.

And I own none of them :(

You can come to my place and sit on my spinny chair, it's purple :)

There are men who took dumps bigger than their penises.

Are you speaking from experience

If your date tells you that you’re one in a million, she indirectly thinks that there are almost 8,000 people exactly like you

First of all that's not what the phrase means second of all why "she" that just made this post unnecessarily sexist