Just Denim Jacket Responses (whoop whoop)

whimsical satyr playing a delightful tune in the enchanted forest on his magical yamaha synthesizer

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

@lemonsharks PROOF OF MY LOVE

Also 2023

The class of 2040 is alive…

Dear God, lock the lab doors!

i’d be more surprised if they weren’t tbh…

You don’t really see shows or movies anymore with people dying in quicksand.

same reason you don’t see people chase chili peppers down with water in media anymore: we’ve learned it’s bullshit.

There’s probably a bunch of people on the internet glued on their computer to try be one of the first to break the passing of Queen Elizabeth.

This got posted, approved, and reuploaded really fast.

I mean really guys, I’m gone for 20 minutes to get dinner and your “prepare” memes and lack of explaining what’s going on turns into over explaining that your queen died. I mean congratulations but wow.

Yeah, I was keeping count while scrolling. 98% of my dash so far has been about the death of the queen.

I told my friend to get on tumblr and he started about being a prophecy because the queen died on his birthday. King shit.

my now-five year old cousin is more powerful than i realized

I don't get that "dry swallowing pills" like. You people wet swallow them? What the fuck is wrong with you actually, can you not trigger your own swallows or something?

No??? Are you telling me you can just??? Take tablets??? Without a drink???

*swallowing noise*

Ya gross binch, ya gross

I cant even swallow tablets with or without a drink, my brain refuses

you’re supposed to take them with liquids or they can burn a hole in your esophagus :)))

The one thing that is off limits when describing wine is saying it tastes like grapes.

FERB I KNOW WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO TODAY

A pet born blind or deaf will never even know about its disability and will never be sad about it.

not all humans are sad about it either ya vaguely ableist prickwad

People with dwarfism are less likely to have broken phone screens.

hammers

Most people probably haven’t tasted the foods they use as examples of things that taste bad.

Vegans make excellent friends; you can always rest easy knowing they’re not going to eat you.

there’s always an exception ;) and that’s a threat

The fastest way to a mans heart is through his stomach, the first thing that fed us was boobs, that’s why we like them so much!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??

People who customize or build their PC to have as many neon lights and other useless features as possible are no different from the people who do it to their cars.

if you do it to your PC you don’t run the risk of BLINDING PEOPLE AND CAUSING ACCIDENTS

Humans with freak genetics are considered undesirable but people will spend obscene amounts of money for Plants and Animals that are considered derivatives of the norm.

as a freak of genetics i can confirm

People are dumb enough to not read labels, but smart enough to sue about it

THE AMERICAN LEGAL SYSTEM, EVERYBODY!

Ninety nine percent of all humans have zero idea you exist.

let’s keep it that way :)