please stop cursing me

Mecha setting where deviant science has been used to create great and terrible beast-machines which can only be tamed by specially gifted pilots who forge psychic bonds with their machines, except for some thinly justified reason this is how all motor vehicles in this setting work. In the notional anime that takes place in this setting, the lead character is a pilot whose bonded beast-machine is, like, a bus.

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

when is the next bus getting here? its a surprise :)

That’s no different from how buses already operate (:

thats right. TWO counts of meowing without a licence. AND purring under the influence

Under socialism buses won't have ads on them but they will each have a name and a unique livery and interior and we will romanticise them like ships

Unlike ships however all buses will use he/him or they/them pronouns.

Making an EVIL polycule called the POLYCRUEL too btw

Evil cuddling with my evil girlfriends in a big evil bed as we get all snuggly under the evil duvet and give each other evil goodnight kisses >:3

Does anyone want something from Evil Papa Johns

can i get uhhh. a fuckin. evil pizza please? and one of those bang energy drinks

Okie dokie. True Evil Pizza or just a regular Evil Pizza with special toppings

just a regular evil pizza with pineapple. i'm not trying to get possessed by a demon. again

Does anyone want something from Evil Papa Johns

can i get uhhh. a fuckin. evil pizza please? and one of those bang energy drinks

wow that really sounds

wow that really sounds

every bus should come every five minutes and every bus driver should make a million dollars an hour

Bus stops with no places to sit down should be illegal. I mean this in the most genuine literal way possible.

I hate buses so much. Trains are easy, reliable, straightforward. No nonsense. You can trust them. Buses are evil, deceitful creatures who delight in your suffering

i think i have more questions now

i probably cannot answer them! you are welcome to ask though

that is all very interesting. it seems this shard's technology has advanced far beyond the source. still, it seems odd to me that in the time here, hydaelyn has not spoken once [she mutters something under her breath], nor have i been able to use the echo. it seems something very odd has occurred here.

uhuh. cool! anyways are you going somewhere or

i think i have more questions now

i probably cannot answer them! you are welcome to ask though

that is all very interesting. it seems this shard's technology has advanced far beyond the source. still, it seems odd to me that in the time here, hydaelyn has not spoken once [she mutters something under her breath], nor have i been able to use the echo. it seems something very odd has occurred here.

uhuh. cool! anyways are you going somewhere or