"My Sylveon stole my fuckign gender "

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

See none of you understand the intimacy of Morgan's fingers. This woman wears gloves all hours of the day. I think even seeing them would be a very high privilege. Forcing her to take them off is like stripping her naked. Asking her to put her fingers in your mouth would be more sexual than giving her a blowjob I think. She'd look at you with absolute disdain for even suggesting it

The gloves stay on during sex‼️‼️

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

oh thank GOD

yeah okay ill reblog that

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

Taylor Swift inviting a rich old white man whose company is managing an ICE concentration camp to her wedding… 💀

One of very few articles I found on this btw when you look it up you literally can’t pull anything like can this be any more blatant

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no it’s worse. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

this

i have a way to correct those stats

Racism against Indians is actually a little insane when you consider how widespread it is even among liberals and leftists . Even people who consider themselves to be progressive will laugh at call center or tech support jokes. All scammers are inherently indian. It’s okay to laugh at jokes making fun of Indians for their feelings towards animals or how they drive. India is inherently backwards and dirty so it’s okay to make jokes about getting food poisoning from even looking at indian food