"My Sylveon stole my fuckign gender "

@certifiedgirlthing

Uh, so I guess this is my bio? - she/it, Rain, 20-26. I am also apparently a part of showerfam, like "a raccoon in the backyard fed chicken nuggets". Don't have any money to donate to GoFundMes or other fundraisers

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A Bug’s Life, 1998

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The chicken chain was told to "cluck off" the last time it tried to move into the UK. This time, it hired bigger guns.

me: "have they tried not being fucking ignorant religious bigots?"

article: “I suspect that a bit of the steam has gone out of the LGBT thing,” Backman told the right-wing outlet, staying ahead of the issue. “There may be the odd protester, but if they have got armies of PR people laser-focused on that then I suspect it may be OK.”

me: no surprises there... fuck them

sandwich recipe

We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.

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The thing that pisses me off the most though is the fact I know so many LGBTQ+ individuals that still go there, and they are surprised when I actually don't. It's literally like that tweet.

funny seeing the google ai go on full defense for white people over the word honky while the wiki article it's sourcing is just like "yeah its some insult". they're injecting their own #alllivesmatter weights into the bot

storyweavingspider

Getting cancelled on tumblr because someone went into my blog archives and caught me calling crackers the H word with a hard Y

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racist blogs if anybody wants a fresh kill

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250 years and most native tribal groups continue to not be federally recognized. Embarrassing!

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Hey so a small thing that literally everyone who sees this is capable of is correcting any “used to” statements about native people in this country.

“Native people used to live in this National Park” No. They still do.

“Native people used to tell these stories-” No. They still do.

“Native people used to use this plant as a natural remedy-” No. They still do.

Better yet, familiarize yourself with the tribes local to you. Odds are, they do not yet have federal recognition. You can still read the stories they have to share, you can share their ongoing battle for recognition with others, you can sign petitions and spread the word to others to do so as well. But do something.

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

fluorescentbrains

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

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Pro-Palestine activists protest outside Lockheed Martin office, for the company's complicity in Israeli genocide by supplying the Israeli military with F-35 fighter jets.

Lockheed Martin is one of the world's largest aerospace and defense contractors, headquartered in the United States, and a primary manufacturer of advanced military aircraft including the F-35 that Israeli uses in killing Palestinians in the Gaza Strip.

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Felt like doing a silly sketch thing of my current and past summer time hyperfixations. Some years I haven't had one which is sad...but the years that I have had intense ones where I've drawn A TON of fanart have been super fun. Every year I look forward to whatever the heck it is I'm gonna get into that makes me go insane haha

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

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the peak gaming setup is having your blinds all the way up and your windows open to flood the room with both fresh air and natural light. This gives your brain a boost and allows for better performance.

unrelatedly my screen is a bit hard to see for some reason

Have you ever considered where concrete materials come from? Did you know that sand is the most exploited natural resource on earth, after water? Cambodia's residents like Chenda and activists like Thun Rotna with organizations like Mother Nature are fighting to save their lands, livelihoods, and way of living against encroaching developments.

Mother Nature's website has information about 5 of their members (Including Thun Rotna!!!) who have been arrested for speaking out! They have now been jailed for 730 days (as of July 2nd, 2026) under fabricated charges!!! Please give them some of your attention and donate if you have the ability so those imprisoned can have legal defense, better food, and see their families. Stand with Cambodian activists!

hey girlies who follow me, please put a space in between trans and woman in your bio. i'm begging you.

if you're wondering about the difference:

"trans woman" refers to a woman (you, presumably) who is transgender.

"transwoman" is a terf dogwhistle

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you don't say blackwoman you don't say disabledwoman so don't fucking say transwoman

Please know that there are more languages than English on this planet and in some of them connecting the words is CORRECT (in Dutch; transvrouw). So please before you start bashing people just check if they're an actual terf of simply Not American. People make spelling mistakes and shouldn't be publicly burned for it. Please.

hey poly tumblr. can y'all stop acting like people are gemstones to add to your personal relationship tiara that you use to show off to others and fill the empty hole inside you? like you do actually have to do Work towards understanding your own jealousy, possesiveness, and questioning your own and your partner's intentions before dating multiple people.

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1000 DAYS OF GENOCIDE IN GAZA.

The war took our father. Our home is gone. My mother is dying. My little siblings are living in a tent on the street, and I am suffering from severe anemia.

After 1000 days, we have lost almost everything.

I need treatment costs for this month. Please donate, and if I die, please don’t forget my little siblings.

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Even partly-effective masks can stop the spread of COVID-19, so long as enough people wear them.

certifiedgirlthing

Remember seeing this video recommended

and I remember it comparing exhaled air to sewerage

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