"My Sylveon stole my fuckign gender "

almost didn’t reblog this and then that last one made me start cackling like a madman

@maxthejew123

Shoot I was out of touch and almost out of time for out of touch thursday!

Hey, OP, how's that sub-5K post doing?

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

I feel like a lot of people can’t wrap their heads around the fact that trans women like being women.

You know what that’s not it. People who don’t understand trans women are happy as women are doing so intentionally. They are actively choosing to refuse to acknowledge our happiness as women.

I was cleaning the kitchen and noticed my roommate left part of an onion on the counter after cooking and for some stupid fucking reason instead of asking about it like a normal person I went to them holding the onion in my hand as if it were an injured bird and asked “what do you desire of his fate”

>It's okay to [ANALYZE] a girl's chest [CASING] in public, trust me. [^_^]

as a regular donor to Gaza Soup Kitchen I get their email updates, and they said today that while they've continued to be able to expand, donations are slowing down as Gaza gets less coverage. If you have a few dollars to spare, I encourage you to send them here to continue the amazing work that Hani and his team are doing.

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

Also, now I'm thinking about consent outsourcing. Game theory about fucking you. Let's say, as an example... you're naked in a room with four other people, all of whom desire you carnally. The only way any one of the four is allowed to do anything to you is if two of the other three agree to it. How do their existing dynamics influence what happens? Is there a rivalry that someone is exploiting to maintain a stalemate? Is someone brokering transactions in exchange for future permissions? Is someone feeling possessive, or angry at you? I dunno. It's the kind of overly complicated kink scenario that REALLY gets me going but I never let myself get too into. Most people don't want a list of twenty extremely wordy rules and conditions before the scene starts. Unfortunately! I suppose my dream of getting to use my college game theory class for sex will remain a fantasy...