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A Bug’s Life, 1998

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blackshvck

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

#and the fact that the people causing the harm aren't the people suffering from the harm is painful.

ashes2caches

cute transfem: :3

me: holy shit how did you do that with your mouth

certifieddudette

ishowdespair-deactivated2026012

grimeclown

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the meal would be great”

texcritterspizzajamboree

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

meme-loving-stuck

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

kaban-bang

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jasontoddiefor

I need minors to learn how to lie online again. Your name is Derek, you’re 25 and work in accounting now. Please for your own safety learn how to fucking lie. And if you don’t want to lie, then don’t put your age anywhere. Don’t even say whether you’re a minor or not. It is perfectly easy to avoid adult spaces without signposting that you are doing so because you’re a child.

Stating your age doesn’t protect you this only makes you a target.

wouldyoueatthisfood

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Remaining time: 4 days 5 hours

Food: pigs in a blanket

Ingredients: crescent roll dough, cocktail sausages, butter, sea salt (optional)

#hate hate hate #the fact that they've got a name similar to pigs in blankets #which are just bacon-wrapped (maybe cocktail? IDK) sausage

certifieddudette

Beautiful trans woman named Debbie-Anne

smelsea

From the Dialectical Behavior Therapy Skills Handbook [pdf]

whalesharkcat

bucket? what do you mean bucket

whalesharkcat

this altered my brain chemistry

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illusoryfem

beadyeyes

It's go away Sunday everyone go away now

guooey

nekogirltail

@mousegirlheart

stealingpotatoes

I would give an arm and maybe a leg to see the PHM characters in your artstyle (no pressure)

PUT YOUR LIMBS BACK AND HOLD THIS INSTEAD

(links // tip jar!)

elliespectacular

like if you think everyone should try black lipstick reblog if you think everyone should try black lipstick share if you think everyone should try black lipstick reply if you think everyone should try black lipstick ignore if you think everyone should try black lipstick

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timidsketch

I don't know whether or not this is true, but I'm reblogging this because we live in a world where the third search result when I tried researching the validity of this information was a link to an article about a weight loss product.

The second search result had included the slur "ob*se" in the title of the article.

There are seriously people who tell me fat people aren't oppressed. Meanwhile, trying to find information about how to keep a fat person from drying in a car crash is met with links to products that make dirty money off of how society views my body.

I immediately gave up trying to research this.

squirreltastic

The tiktok is correct. Basically it's about arranging your belt so it there is an accident the pressure is in your strongest bones.

timidsketch

"Seatbelt should be across your hips rather than your stomach for everyone, but i think it's more common for fat people to wear seatbelts over the stomach

Pelvic bones are strong and sturdy, and you're going to be MUCH less likely to injure internal organs and such when you suddenly slam into a nylon belt"

Text and photos by @thejacespace

I wanted to put both of these reblogs in one reblog chain since this is helpful information. Thank you both for giving more information than fatphobic Google did.

mybigfatgaylife

Thanks to everyone who worked on verifying this information.

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