"My Sylveon stole my fuckign gender "

dragons are often metaphors for stoic, majestic power or forces of nature. this is quite comical to anyone who works around dragons often

dragon hunters love to be like "you're all out of fire..." like thats gonna give them an advantage. and thats when i pull out my roman candles

dragon hunters love to be like "you're all out of fire..." like thats gonna give them an advantage. napalm kobold go

dragon hunters love to be like "you're all out of fire..." like thats gonna give them an advantage. thankfully the floor of my cave is made of cobalt-60. secret dragon technique: radiation poisoning.

i need personal mp3 player culture to come back. take my paw we can make a better world

you dont even need to be an audiophile. its ok if you can't tell the difference between an mp3 and a flac. its actually probably better for you if you can't because you can have way more music if you don't care about the compression. but you can own your music. you can listen to it without wifi or cell service, anywhere you want. you can put a bunch of cute stickers or art on your player. you can listen to music without being distracted by the internet. you can use a computer to copy files from a cute girl's mp3 player onto yours and then you can think of her every time you hear it. you can sit in a laundromat and share a pair of earbuds while you listen to that Russkaja song she likes and you don't know any of the words to. there is a better world out there for you and all you have to do is say yes

i’m not, like, a programmer (MASSIVE FUCKING LIE BTW LMAO) but shoutout to tumblr for making the green notifications banner on mobile pop up in front of the new post button. i love it when i have to beat a pseudorandom quicktime event to make a post thats unironically really funny

health isn't a virtue.

Health at Every Size doesn't mean "everyone is healthy at every size." It means everyone has a right to pursue healthcare without weight loss.

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

I have 3 days left to pay a $400 bill and I barely make $30 a day if I’m lucky

I have 3 days left to pay a $400 bill and I barely make $30 a day if I’m lucky

many people ask 'how do i know my art is good enough to start a comic'. this is a very common mistake. you do not make a comic to make good art you make comics because its fun and looked yummy

me when i improve the skill by (checks notes) not doing it so no one sees me doing it badly

Official Post of Massachusetts

Didn’t anticipate one of the bonuses of going to a drag show in a smaller more conservative town would be getting to see a bro who clearly wandered into the wrong part of the bar by mistake experience what looked to be a transcendent awakening upon seeing his first drag show.

We love the character development

Answering "I don't know" is a level of self awareness a lot of people never attain