"My Sylveon stole my fuckign gender "

@certifiedgirlthing

Uh, so I guess this is my bio? - she/it, Rain, 21-27. I am also apparently a part of showerfam, like "a raccoon in the backyard fed chicken nuggets". Don't have any money to donate to GoFundMes or other fundraisers

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A Bug’s Life, 1998

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gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

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everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

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Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

I just woke up

how was your nap

I had a bad dream about the 2016 election

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randy that wasn’t a dream

Thats upsetting. I could really use my french toast sticks right about now. Are they done yet

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Randy, I hate to break it to you, but many, many 5 minutes have passed since the sticks went in. They are beyond ready.

You burnt the toast sticks

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

I am here to set the record straight. I stole the post because I wanted to get a lot of notes. I didnt even like the post

cheeseanonioncrisps

Metahuman with super healing powers whose entire job is that once a week they go to a nearby hospital and are put into a medically induced coma for 24 hours while all their organs and blood are harvested, and kept there until they've healed up again.

They get paid a small stipend by the Heroes Council for this, and they live off that.

No crime fighting, no obvious heroics, and they only took a Super Identity because it's technically hero's council policy. Nobody's ever seen them in a cape.

Every so often the Heroes council will release an official report to the public, and there'll be another bunch of news articles wondering how some unknown super calling themselves 'Meat Factory' somehow consistently holds the record for most lives saved across the city.

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It is essential to my vision that they are not at all sanctimonious about this.

Like, they regularly act like they're getting away with something. They joke about how they get to earn money in their sleep. They show up to their hospital visits in deliberately ridiculous disguises, on the excuse that they need to 'protect their identity'.

Part of their employment contract is that they get served the same post-operation vanilla ice cream that they normally hand out on the childrens' ward. Also a sticker. Their overnight bag is covered in stickers.

Okay, Meat Factory is awesome and hilarious, but if they're being harvested for and regenerating absolutely everything, may I suggest an alternative super name: Theseus.

how it is apparently

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

Some of my favorite clownfish hosts

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55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 I DON'T KNOW THE REST 100 POTATO TOTS

NOT AGAIN

Me Too didn't go far enough

correct

YES

"Disability is articulated as a struggle... but disabled lives are multi-faceted - brimming with personality, pride, ambition, love, empathy, and wit."

~ Sinéad Burke

Anastasiia Chvylova says Russia’s children’s rights commissioner, later wanted by the International Criminal Court, told abducted Ukrainian

The forcible transfer of children from one group to another with the intent to destroy that group, in whole or in part, constitutes genocide as per the 1948 Genocide Convention.

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this is nothing new. for example the ottomans also abducted children from occupied territories like Hungary, Bulgaria, Greece, all of the Blakans and traines them to become janissary

Yes, I remember when I posted ‘This is the first time this has ever been done in recorded history’.

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She's being so big and brave.

letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before

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Each state gets to decide how their state is represented in Congress

This has been a common method for a long time in some states

The idea is that a Senator's sibling/spouse/parent/child knows their intentions and policies better than a political rival or a random person would. It's a pretty good way to prevent political assassinations tbh

An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually

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