Frobin FTW

Luffy: I thought you gave the code word!

Usopp: What code word? There is no code word!

Chopper: Let's make the code word "papaya"!

Luffy: *chucks another paint balloon at Usopp*

Usopp: The code word is not "papaya"!

Luffy: *chucks another paint balloon at Usopp*

Usopp: *sighs* Look, let's go over this again.

Luffy: *chucks another paint balloon* Did someone say papaya? *gasps and chucks another balloon*

Franky: Dude, no one said papaya.

Luffy: *chucks another paint balloon*

Usopp: WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING PAPAYA?!

Luffy: *chucks another paint balloon*

Chopper: You know, I'm not too crazy about papaya.

Luffy: *chucks another paint balloon*

Chopper: Let's make the code word "rutabaga"!

Luffy: *chucks another paint balloon*

Franky: Or how about "avocado"?

Luffy: I still like papaya! Oops! 😲 I said it! *chucks another paint balloon*

Usopp: *seconds away from combusting*

Chopper: Zoro's coming!

Franky: Ah crap! Abort mission!

Luffy: Okay, that's probably for the best. We're all out of paint balloons.

Usopp: Thank GOD!!! *gets chucked again*

But then I was thinking why wouldn't Miss I know about them too?

But going back to the start I noticed it.

It's him. That paper is him. He did the same to Flappers. That's why he knew about her and why he knew they had a better shot without Kaboodle

This is Timmy

Timmy was a male humpback whale that stranded at the port of Wismar, Germany on the 3rd of March. He also had the names Hope and Fridolin. And yes, he's dead on that picture but how did this happen?

On the same day he got stranded he managed to go back to the sea by himself.

On March 23rd Timmy got stranded again and got freed by using diggers on March 27th. After that there had been multiple instances where Timmy was staying in bays but managed to leave by himself while experts suspect that he's going to die soon so they advised against any further rescue attempts.

But then a lot private people arrived with concepts to rescue the whale (yes, concepts...). Most proposals were denied by the administrative court of Schwerin as they didn't have the authority to make these proposals while experts warned about the risks and saw low survivability for Timmy.

More and more people wanted to rescue the whale, including influencers and rich people.

On April 28th the whale then got out of the bay by using winches as a barge and was escorted via convoy. On May 2nd the convoy was still following Timmy without the barge, apparently removed by the whale itself even though drone footage shows attempts of attaching a rope around his tail fin which questions if he came out of the bay voluntarily. After the convoy left the location of the whale was unknown as the private initiative responsible for the "rescue" didn't share any information while a tracking device was attached to the animal.

Then on May 14th the Danish coast guard finds a dead humpback whale near the island of Anholt. Two days later on the 16th of May it was confirmed that it's Timmy due to the tracking device being found.

Sheer incompetence from people who think they knew better made this animal suffer instead of listening to the experts.

Now you might think it's all over but

Noooooo! Now it's getting even weirder

Before and after his death a sort of cult has rised in the name of Timmy, making AI generated songs about him while right wing media and politicians use that topic to act like they are pro animal rescue. And after his death people either denied that he died or make more songs and pictures with AI. What also happened is that an old man climbed on the corpse because he always wanted to do that despite the risk of the whale exploding. Now experts want to bring that whale to a safe location and wait for it to explode before completely removing the corpse.

Ruby: ... heyyyyyy... yoooou?

Watts: ... you have no idea who I am, do you?

Jaune: I finally have my own island~.

Jessica: Hello, Jaune~!

Jaune: Hey, Jess! Long time no see~!

Jessica: I heard you have your own island now.

Jaune: Yup! And I have the perfect name in mind for it!

Jessica: Oh, really?

Jaune: Mhm~! See, I combined my two favorite things; the letter F and that book you let me borrow, Frankenstein.

Jessica: ...In what way?

Jaune: Jessica Cruz, welcome to Eff-Stein islands~!

Jessica:

Jessica: Do... do you watch the news?

Jaune: N O.

Jessica: (creates newsfeed with her ring) Just-just read this.

Jaune: Oh, wow, I wonder what it could b-