We are not doing 'Get Help'

'Fever' is the worst SV episode so far. What a nonsensical bland mess!

If kryptonite in the ground caused that kind of illness the whole town would have dropped dead by now because that shit is everywhere in this show.

Martha says the spaceship got her pregnant and Jonathan's first thought is it must have healed her womb rather than that he got cucked by an alien spacecraft.

This is such a good idea and I can't believe I've never seen anybody say anything about it before. I recommend jigsaw puzzles and cross stitch. I thought my eyesight was too bad for cross stitch but then I bought a pair of cheap 3x magnification glasses from Walmart and they're even more helpful than my prescription pair.

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’

There seems to be a real chance of Trump dying on camera. Trying to remember a recent photo of him where he’s fully conscious.

Struck by lightning during the White House UFC fight would be a good laugh.