Adorably Horrifying

IT GOT BETTER

Okay I am here for the friendship between Tessa and Brie

spiderman helping out the owner of a local art store and them giving him a spiderman discount so now miles only goes in there if hes in his suit

Art store owner realises his secret identity because miles was one of his favourite customers and now he’s suddenly stopped coming in

miles mentions he has to go to the art supply store and jefferson INSISTS on taking him on the way home from school on friday so he can Learn More about his son’s hobby and the owner gives him the fucking discount and miles just dies inside

Jefferson is like “hey why’d you leave so quick” and he’s just like “haha, I just remembered I had to swing by some other places after” and Jefferson adds another post it note to his secret conspiracy board of Is Miles Spiderman

swing by you say

Spiders-men are incapable of avoiding puns it’s their biggest weakness

WHAT

PLZ I NEED TO FIND EVERY COMIC TO EVER FEATURE SPIDERS MAN

My 3 brain cells

I didn’t pick that up until @lostmypotatoes brought it up, but yeah. Confusion mixed with dawning awareness, mortal terror, and “Great to see you again!”

have you ever messed up a fingering so badly that you want to go back in time 30 seconds to preemptively slap yourself

especially when it’s during a private lesson :/

oh this is about instruments?

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

My last two brain cells

LMAOOOO

Some girl in my class was talking about McDonald’s shamrock shakes and this yeehaw dude in cowboy boots said they suck and then he looked me in the eyes and said “what you’re gonna do is go to Arby’s, and get yourself a mint chocolate chip shake.” And he said it with such authority and certainty that I did so as soon as I got in my car

I see your concern y’all but this wasn’t a man telling me what to do. This is a man who had important knowledge and shared it with me. He was aiding me on a quest I didn’t even know I was on.

You fool, that was Arby himself.

This is what boys will be boys is supposed to mean