Big of heart, Dumb of ass

"like you trained his father?" is such a filthy, mean, downright cruel clap back. It's also probably the cuntiest line delivery in the entire saga. Owen Lars went straight to the fucking yugular with that one and I love it so much

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

"Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo?"

Racism against Indians is actually a little insane when you consider how widespread it is even among liberals and leftists . Even people who consider themselves to be progressive will laugh at call center or tech support jokes. All scammers are inherently indian. It’s okay to laugh at jokes making fun of Indians for their feelings towards animals or how they drive. India is inherently backwards and dirty so it’s okay to make jokes about getting food poisoning from even looking at indian food

where's the joy and whimsy guy? Have they found this one yet?

@joy-and-whimsy-official

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Fucking S tier game writing

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

You can also find a sunset at a gas station

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

there's something tragic to me about stitch and toothless being characters in beautiful and deeply complex stories and who's relationship with their human co-main character is what drives the story, to then see their studios and corporations strip them off everything they are and turn them into silly uwu mascots to slap their face into anything and everything they can sell

we all need to start appreciating peridot stevenuniverse more for what she did for us. it would be easier to say what she DIDN'T do honestly. she's autistic. she's silly. she's sad and little. she's an overworked i. t. guy. she's a saturday morning cartoon villain. she's aroace. she's gay. she yelled at her boss and immediately had a mental breakdown. she's both a victim of and perpetuates the oppressive society she was raised in. she has to unlearn her conceptions of other people's worth and her own worth so she stops hurting other people and hurting herself. she achieves this in part through robot fights. she's hyperfixated on a canadian soap opera. she draws shipping charts. she's nonbinary. she can never go home again. she doesn't want to go home again. she went from believing literally anything was a weapon that could be used to harm her to farming and making art and music with her best friend in a barn. she's like 3 feet tall. she has a twitter account where she talks in all caps constantly. she's green and her hair is a triangle literally what can't she do.

she tried to flush herself down the toilet. more than once. she got put on a baby leash after committing too many microaggessions. she was never officially dating her roommate but they DID have a divorce arc. she lost the house but kept the kid and spent days crying in a bathroom. she flies around on a garbage can lid and let herself get chucked at a giant dictator's face. she learned self worth partially via cheating at carnival games. she had a whole wile e coyote/roadrunner homage episode. she was one of the very few people to tell the protagonist that he had value outside of how helpful he could be, before his public mental breakdown. she has stupid pointy sunglasses.