Big of heart, Dumb of ass

Shout out to mediocre black people actually. Shout out to black people who are bad at shit. You don’t need to be the best for your life to matter.

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

I bet it feels soooooo good to be a construction worker on a completely closed off chunk of road

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

that last one is literally a LOOK

a lot of people seem incapable of giving their favorite characters or OCS opinions that they themselves disagree with and that's very very boring on my opinion

" X character would hate ai art" "x character would vote for (politician you like)" like idk I think making every character a perfect woke internet leftists is boring as fuck. You have to accept that some of your faves would be "apolitical" centrists that don't vote

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free