[cG] calcifiedGhost

oh boy this sure is a fun walk by the cemetery late at night in the dark! sure hope no dark creature of the night is lying in wait to capture me

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

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Sexting: do I inspire an angry and lustful version of cuteness aggression in you?

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

[guy who has watched the entirety of supernatural multiple times, with full confidence] its normal to want to fuck your car

Some are born perverts, some achieve perversion, and some have perverts thrust inside them

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of everything being okay

i hope the homestuck anime gets a million investors and then production goes completely sideways in a new unprecedented way. i hope it runs a thousand seasons and they're all terrible. i hope it stays dark forever. i hope the worst isn't over, and i hope you blink before i do. i hope i never get sober.