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cant do the mutual first memory rb game because i genuinely cant remember anything. i dont know you were all my mutuals at birth. we were joined by the stars and by blogging

m,y first memory is that I Loved You and do still

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

m,y tuube:)

Tr*mp's gross ass, pathetic loser ass having to be led away so he didn't photobomb a historiec spain win was highkey rage inducing. Fucking leave bitch. This ain't about you.

My 71 year old mother kept yelling "move bitch" next to me on the sofa

"Latinos supporting spain just to be against us means you suck up to colonizers 😘" honey i genuinely don't care about spain, all i wanted is you sore LOSERS to LOSE B)

pedri realising in real time that the sensation of kissing the world cup trophy is not unlike that of kissing a bald head

you could say tina tried their best, gave it their all, were good sports, were only slightly outplayed, and showed their fighting spirit but alas none of that is true. oh dear!