Vie Absurde

he looks like he needs a cigarette

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

sorry for curling up at your feet and whimpering like an injured dog that wasn't very mysterious of me

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

it’s really not.

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them