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Caffeine, Gleeky, & Geeky Things
@coffeegleek
Welcome! I like things. I tag everything. Expect rambles. On tumblr since The Ancient Times. Intersectional feminist. Genderqueer. Pronouns: she, her, they.
As is my writing nature, my fics tend to cover multiple tropes at once and so I’ve organized them by trope as well as by size. If you’re in the mood for something new to read in a trope you enjoy, I encourage you to give one or more of them a go.
Thanks,
coffeegleek
~This list was updated on July 14, 2023 and can be read on AO3~
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New Fics!
One-Shots in the Everybody's Naked & There's a Country To Run Verse -Three short stories inspired by a day of thunderstorms. 3,326 words
Castle Chicken - Curious about the Castle Chicken Admiral Beiste was eating in chapter 24 of Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run? Read on for the logo and a brief history of the chicken franchise that is beloved by all. 407 words
WIP Fic :)
Growing Up Is a Royal Thing To Do - A coming of age prequel of Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run. WIP for Klaine Advent 2021 and a few other word challenges. As of July 14, 2023, the fic is 31 chapters and 62,137 words with more being written.
Maps & Countries in the Everybody's Naked & There's a Country To Run Verse - Countries and maps in the Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run verse. Created because I was getting confused while adding new countries and expanding upon others while writing Growing Up Is a Royal Thing To Do. My hope is that others will find some enjoyment in them too. 7 chapters, 2,471 words
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Fics by Length
Under 1,000 words - Drabbles & Ficlets
Castle Chicken - 407 words, world building in the Everybody’s Naked verse
A Very Sloppy Christmas - 990 words, ficlet, one-shot
Humorous Spooky Drabbles - 869 words
Linguine for Lunch - 865 words
The Tour - 521 words, ficlet, one-shot
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1,0001 - 9,999 Words - Little Fics and One-Shots
Breakfast at Blaine’s - 1,476 words
It’s a Twisted World - 2,761 words, WIP, for now consider this fic abandoned as I lost my notes for it & can’t guarantee I’ll return to writing it
Klaine Advent 2017 One-Shots (Empty Nest Verse) - 7,919 words, most are stand alone one-shots that have an overall theme
One-Shots in the Everybody's Naked & There's a Country To Run Verse -Three short stories inspired by a day of thunderstorms. 3,326 words
Tumblr Games Fic Idea Prompts - 1,373 words, some are drabbles, others are simply ideas
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10,000 - 19,999 Words - Short Fics
A Soulmate for Santa Claus - 14,304 words, the movie being filmed in A Very Hallmark Christmas Tumblr link with fanart
A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - 14,523 words, sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas & a WIP that needs revamping
Leaving the Nest - 16,083 words, part of the Empty Nest verse & a sequel to Burt’s Nest Tumblr link with fanart
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20,000 - 49,999 Words - Medium Length Fics
A Nest of Scars - 26,753 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, but can be read alone Tumblr link with fanart
A Nest In Flight - 27,765 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, but can be read alone Tumblr link with fanart
A Very Hallmark Christmas - 33,912 words Tumblr link with fanart
Cop Carole and Her Tentacled Stepson: A Cracky Klaine Advent Fic - 20,053 words Tumblr link
Empty Nest - Revised - 29,735 words, the first fic written for the Empty Nest, can be read alone Tumblr link with fanart
Empty-Nest Verse One-Shots - 28,445+ words, part of the Empty Nest verse, but can be read alone
Klaine Advent 2018 - 25,546 words, the first 2 chapters are stand alone, short one-shots. The rest of the chapters got turned into a separate fic
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50,000 - 99,999 words - Long Fics & Verses
Burt’s Nest - 69,864 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, can be read alone, but for the best understanding it helps if you’ve read Empty Nest-Revised and Rebuilding the Nest first Tumblr link with fanart
Growing Up Is a Royal Thing To Do - A coming of age prequel of Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run. WIP for Klaine Advent 2021 and a few other word challenges. As of July 14, 2023, the fic is 31 chapters and 62,137 words with more being written.
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run - The first fic in the verse is completed and is 68,744 words and 24 chapters long. The other 9,441+ words are 4 chapters plus 1 fan art chapter of world building extras. Additional extras and fics within the verse have been written. Tumblr link with fan art
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100,000+ words - Really Long Fics & Verses
Empty Nest Verse - 372,607 words, 10 works - 6 main fics, 2 sets of one-shots, a 9th fic that’s the first version of Empty Nest, and 1 Time Lines & Notes world building extra Tumblr link with fanart of master post
Rebuilding the Nest - 111,435 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, best if you’ve read Empty Nest-Revised first Tumblr link with fanart
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run Verse - 146,562 words, 5 works - 1 completed fic, 1 WIP, 1 set of one-shots, and world building extras.
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Fics by Trope
Actor!Kurt and Actor!Blaine
A Very Hallmark Christmas
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Angst With a Happy Ending
Empty Nest Verse
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Bad Boy!Kurt
A Very Hallmark Christmas - trope is mentioned in the fic as a part of Kurt’s recent past, but it’s not a bad!boy fic per say
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Bad Boy!Kurt - who committed a small crime as a kid & was put in juvie
A Nest of Scars - Kurt’s time in juvie, part of the Empty Nest Verse, can be read on its own
Empty Nest Verse - all of this verse
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Burt & Carole Trying to Do Their Best as Parents
Burt’s Nest - part of the Empty Nest verse, can be read alone, but for the best understanding it helps if you’ve read Empty Nest-Revised and Rebuilding the Nest first
Leaving the Nest - a sequel to Burt’s Nest
Empty-Nest Verse One-Shots - can be read alone
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run Verse - has some nice Burt & Kurt and Carole and Kurt moments
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Burt & Carole Get Frisky
Burt’s Nest
Cop Carole and Her Tentacled Stepson: A Cracky Klaine Advent Fic
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Cop!Carole and Cop!Kurt
Cop Carole and Her Tentacled Stepson: A Cracky Klaine Advent Fic
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Crack, Fun, Humour
A Very Sloppy Christmas
A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - a sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas & a WIP that needs revamping
Cop Carole and Her Tentacled Stepson: A Cracky Klaine Advent Fic - has a little angst, but is overall funny
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run Verse
It’s a Twisted World - for now, consider this fic abandoned as I lost my notes for it & can’t guarantee I’ll ever finish writing it
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Drunk!Kurt
A Very Sloppy Christmas
Klaine Advent 2018 - the first chapter is a stand alone one-shot
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Elf!Kurt
A Very Sloppy Christmas
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Firefighter!Kurt
The Tour - a short one-shot/ficlet
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First Son!Kurt, Kurt as the First Son of President!Burt
A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - a sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas & a WIP that needs revamping
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Food Play, Humorous - also the first 2 fics I co-wrote for the fandom, don’t expect high prose
Breakfast at Blaine’s
Linguine for Lunch
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Found Families
Empty Nest Verse, starting with Empty Nest - Revised, though elements are in A Nest in Flight as well
Empty Nest - Revised, first fic written for the Empty Nest verse
A Nest In Flight - prequel to Empty Nest - Revised
Burt’s Nest - part of the Empty Nest verse, can be read alone, but for the best understanding it helps if you’ve read Empty Nest-Revised and Rebuilding the Nest first
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Hallmark Christmas Movies
A Soulmate for Santa Claus - the movie being filmed in A Very Hallmark Christmas
A Very Hallmark Christmas - the making of a Hallmark Christmas with Kurt & Blaine as the leads
A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - a sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas & a WIP that needs revamping
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Homeless!Kurt
A Nest In Flight - part of the Empty Nest verse, but can be read alone
Empty Nest - Revised - first written fic of the Empty Nest verse and can be read alone
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Homeless!Kurt and Homeless!Blaine
Empty Nest - Revised - first written fic of the Empty Nest verse and can be read alone
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Hybrids - not your typical hybrid fic & here used as an allegory for racism
Empty Nest Verse
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Kid!Kurt - Angst with a Hopeful Ending, please head the tags & TWs
A Nest of Scars - part of the Empty Nest verse, can be read alone
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Naked!Kurt, Naked!Blaine, Everybody’s Naked a lot for Reasons
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run Verse
Klaine Advent 2018 - just naked!Kurt, the first chapter is a stand alone one-shot/ficlet not attached to any fic
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One-Shots - short & this is all you get
A Very Sloppy Christmas
Klaine Advent 2018 - the first 2 chapters are stand alone, short one-shots. The rest of the chapters got turned into a separate fic
The Tour
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One-Shots - that can be read on their own even though they’re part of a verse
Empty-Nest Verse One-Shots
Klaine Advent 2017 One-Shots (Empty Nest Verse)
One-Shots in the Everybody's Naked & There's a Country To Run Verse
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Political Allegory
Empty Nest Verse
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Prince!Kurt, Prince!Blaine, King!Burt, & other Canon Characters as Royalty
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run Verse
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President!Burt
A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - a sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas, a WIP that needs revamping
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Santa Claus’s Son!Blaine
A Very Hallmark Christmas - Blaine portrays the son of Santa
A Very Sloppy Christmas - Blaine is Santa’s son
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Sick/Injured Fic
Rebuilding the Nest - not the focus, but there are a fair number of chapters with this trope in it, part of the Empty Nest verse, will make more sense if you’ve read Empty Nest - Revised first
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Soulmates
A Soulmate for Santa Claus - the movie being filmed in A Very Hallmark Christmas
A Very Hallmark Christmas - Kurt & Blaine portray characters who are soulmates
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Teacher!Blaine
The Tour - a short one-shot/ficlet
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Tentacles
Cop Carole and Her Tentacled Stepson: A Cracky Klaine Advent Fic
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WIP - for those who don’t mind waiting for updates, revisions, or extras to be written
A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - WIP that I plan on revising, a sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas
Growing Up Is a Royal Thing To Do - A coming of age prequel of Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run. WIP for Klaine Advent 2021 and a few other word challenges. As of July 14, 2023, the fic is 31 chapters and 62,137 words with more being written.
It’s a Twisted World - WIP, for now consider this fic abandoned as I lost my notes for it & can’t guarantee I’ll return to writing it
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World Building - fics with a lot of world building & some extras
Empty Nest Verse - 372,607 words, 10 works - 6 main fics, 2 sets of one-shots, a 9th fic that’s the first version of Empty Nest, and 1 Time Lines & Notes world building extra
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run Verse - the completed fic is 68,744 words and 24 chapters long. The other 9,441+ words are 4 chapters plus 1 fan art chapter of world building extras. More extras being written. Tumblr link with fan art
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*struggles while writing* i suck and writing is hard
*remembers some ppl use ai* i am a creative force. i am uncorrupted by theft and indolence. i am on a journey to excellence. it is my duty to keep taking joy in creating.
When you've used a certain product before, maybe as part of a kit, but cannot remember what it's called or what exactly you'd used it on.
It's rubber or plastic, long, that fits over the edge of a thin piece of wood or whatever it was that I had to attach it to. It protects both sides of the edge from harm and you from it. It's thin, not bulky, maybe an inch in height.
I don't think it was specifically for use as a baby bumper because like I said, it wasn't bulky.
I remember it being a pain to put on. You get it a little wrong and have to start all over because it won't slide into place.
Does anyone have any clue what I'm talking about?
I'm on Lowe's website trying every kind of search phrasing I can.
I'm now remembering where I know it from - report binder clippy things. Like this - the black plastic edge that holds reports together. So, not a home improvement type of item.
Brain storming with a friend and thinking clear plastic tubing like one uses on fish tanks and other projects could work. I have some in the garage that I'll try out.
Still open to suggestions. I've thought about painting both sides/edges of the plywood too before attaching it to the walls.
Adding:
Thank you to @cats-go-bump-in-the-night for knowing that there are things that exist. It gave me the incentive to keep looking. I've found this that could work and it's really cheap. It'll do what I need it to do - act as a barrier between the floor that groundwater sometimes gets on and the plywood I'm using to replace the damaged old paneling that wicks that water up like crazy.
Sequentia 0.865-in x 8.0-ft White Finished PVC 1130 Adhesive Wainscot Wall Panel Moulding
When you've used a certain product before, maybe as part of a kit, but cannot remember what it's called or what exactly you'd used it on.
It's rubber or plastic, long, that fits over the edge of a thin piece of wood or whatever it was that I had to attach it to. It protects both sides of the edge from harm and you from it. It's thin, not bulky, maybe an inch in height.
I don't think it was specifically for use as a baby bumper because like I said, it wasn't bulky.
I remember it being a pain to put on. You get it a little wrong and have to start all over because it won't slide into place.
Does anyone have any clue what I'm talking about?
I'm on Lowe's website trying every kind of search phrasing I can.
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[Video Description: An ad with piano music over it all, showing an elderly woman in her home, knitting, when two younger men walk by her window, which catches her attention. She stares out her window at them as they kiss each other while walking, the old lady staring in disbelief. Cut to the old woman approaching a residence with a broom in hand, staring up at the second floor window where a small rainbow Pride flag is hanging. The old woman stares up at it and mutters "Ridiculo", before getting up on a ladder with her broom to remove the flag. Focus on the flag fluttering to the ground as church bells chime. The scene then cuts to the couple from before, approaching their home with grocery bags in hand before one stops and stares at the second floor, stopping his partner who then drops the groceries as he too stares up. It's then revealed that the small pride flag had been replaced with a gigantic, hand-knit pride flag. It then cuts back to the old woman's home, where a tin of rainbow-colored yarn sits on her table. The hands of the old woman are holding and fondly touching an old black and white photo of two young smiling women, leaning against each other. Cut to the old woman's face as she stares out with a look of happy pride on her face. At the end of the video, the name "Idealista" appears on screen, followed by "buon pride" along with a rainbow. End VD.]
The old lady is not in her home. She is at work. She's meant to be what in Italian is called "la portinaia", aka a cross between a doorwoman and cleaner of a residential building. She's in her small "office" space, at the entrance of the building, from where she can survey the coming and goings of the inhabitants. It's a job that has mostly disappeared, but is culturally very clear to us as having the connotation of "potentially gossipy, one-million-percent judgmental woman who sees everything that goes on in the apartment complex, knows everyone and their secrets, and has Strong Opinions™️".
In this case, thankfully, the Strong Opinion™️ is that those two men are ridiculous with their teeny tiny flag for ants.
There’s an episode of Sesame Street (on Netflix! you can watch it easily!) where Elmo attends a toy-swap, where you offer up old toys you don’t play with anymore and receive someone else’s toys that are new to you. Cute!
But Elmo, after cheerfully surrendering his old toys, sees that the children who swapped toys with him are playing with his toys “wrong”! They’re imagining entirely different make believe scenarios! They’re pretending the football is a dinosaur egg instead of a rocket ship! Aaahhhhh!!!! And this is so distressing to poor Elmo that he does the unthinkable: He does swapsies-backsies and takes all his toys back!
This being Sesame Street, he learns that you can’t control how other people play pretend, but you can join in if you want to! And if you don’t want to, that’s ok, you can just play pretend your own way by yourself or with someone else who wants to play that way too. You can still be friends with people who play pretend differently than you (and aren’t being mean/harmful/etc, do not bad-faith-read this 🤨).
Could I have done more work in the basement today? Yes. But I chose to do Very Important Gross Cleaning Job That Took Two Hours only instead of also cleaning another area as well that also would have taken an hour or more and just have to be re-cleaned later.
Small steppy is better than no steppy and much less overwhelming.
The laundry area / former summer kitchen area is going to look nice when I’m done. Perfect? No, but far better than it was before and also with fully repaired water, gas, and electrical lines (handled by professionals. I build things, but don’t fuck with those.)
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ID: a reddit post in the subreddit "mtf" by user @.apotatomassacre. "My 84 year old Navajo grandmother gave me one of her bracelets (that my silversmith grandfather made for her in the 50s) after seeing me as myself for the first time. It was one of the pinnacle moments of my transition and definitely made me cry.
i came out to my grandma at the beginning of the year over the phone. She really didn't (and I knew) know what transgender was or anything but this past weekend, we were able to see each other in person for the first time since i started my transition. For being 84 years old, the chat went as great as it could have gone! She caught me as I was leaving and she gave me a silver bracelet with turquoise and coral stones. She told me that this style is what Navajo women wear.
I was speechless as she barely learned what transgender was just minutes earlier. I cried for the entire drive home." End ID
The supervisor has arrived. Gotta end my break and get back to the ugh work of scrubbing the gross basement wall while wearing protective gear. 🐶🥽🧤😷🧼🪣🧽
ETA: How to make your supervisor (accidentally) leave: Turn on the shop vac.
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