Welcome! I like things. I tag everything. Expect rambles. On tumblr since The Ancient Times. Intersectional feminist. Genderqueer. Pronouns: she, her, they.
As is my writing nature, my fics tend to cover multiple tropes at once and so I’ve organized them by trope as well as by size. If you’re in the mood for something new to read in a trope you enjoy, I encourage you to give one or more of them a go.
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~This list was updated on July 14, 2023 and can be read on AO3~
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New Fics!
One-Shots in the Everybody's Naked & There's a Country To Run Verse -Three short stories inspired by a day of thunderstorms. 3,326 words
Castle Chicken - Curious about the Castle Chicken Admiral Beiste was eating in chapter 24 of Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run? Read on for the logo and a brief history of the chicken franchise that is beloved by all. 407 words
WIP Fic :)
Growing Up Is a Royal Thing To Do - A coming of age prequel of Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run. WIP for Klaine Advent 2021 and a few other word challenges. As of July 14, 2023, the fic is 31 chapters and 62,137 words with more being written.
Maps & Countries in the Everybody's Naked & There's a Country To Run Verse - Countries and maps in the Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run verse. Created because I was getting confused while adding new countries and expanding upon others while writing Growing Up Is a Royal Thing To Do. My hope is that others will find some enjoyment in them too. 7 chapters, 2,471 words
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Fics by Length
Under 1,000 words - Drabbles & Ficlets
Castle Chicken - 407 words, world building in the Everybody’s Naked verse
A Very Sloppy Christmas - 990 words, ficlet, one-shot
Humorous Spooky Drabbles - 869 words
Linguine for Lunch - 865 words
The Tour - 521 words, ficlet, one-shot
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1,0001 - 9,999 Words - Little Fics and One-Shots
Breakfast at Blaine’s - 1,476 words
It’s a Twisted World - 2,761 words, WIP, for now consider this fic abandoned as I lost my notes for it & can’t guarantee I’ll return to writing it
Klaine Advent 2017 One-Shots (Empty Nest Verse) - 7,919 words, most are stand alone one-shots that have an overall theme
One-Shots in the Everybody's Naked & There's a Country To Run Verse -Three short stories inspired by a day of thunderstorms. 3,326 words
Tumblr Games Fic Idea Prompts - 1,373 words, some are drabbles, others are simply ideas
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10,000 - 19,999 Words - Short Fics
A Soulmate for Santa Claus - 14,304 words, the movie being filmed in A Very Hallmark Christmas Tumblr link with fanart
A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - 14,523 words, sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas & a WIP that needs revamping
Leaving the Nest - 16,083 words, part of the Empty Nest verse & a sequel to Burt’s Nest Tumblr link with fanart
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20,000 - 49,999 Words - Medium Length Fics
A Nest of Scars - 26,753 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, but can be read alone Tumblr link with fanart
A Nest In Flight - 27,765 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, but can be read alone Tumblr link with fanart
A Very Hallmark Christmas - 33,912 words Tumblr link with fanart
Cop Carole and Her Tentacled Stepson: A Cracky Klaine Advent Fic - 20,053 words Tumblr link
Empty Nest - Revised - 29,735 words, the first fic written for the Empty Nest, can be read alone Tumblr link with fanart
Empty-Nest Verse One-Shots - 28,445+ words, part of the Empty Nest verse, but can be read alone
Klaine Advent 2018 - 25,546 words, the first 2 chapters are stand alone, short one-shots. The rest of the chapters got turned into a separate fic
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50,000 - 99,999 words - Long Fics & Verses
Burt’s Nest - 69,864 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, can be read alone, but for the best understanding it helps if you’ve read Empty Nest-Revised and Rebuilding the Nest first Tumblr link with fanart
Growing Up Is a Royal Thing To Do - A coming of age prequel of Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run. WIP for Klaine Advent 2021 and a few other word challenges. As of July 14, 2023, the fic is 31 chapters and 62,137 words with more being written.
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run - The first fic in the verse is completed and is 68,744 words and 24 chapters long. The other 9,441+ words are 4 chapters plus 1 fan art chapter of world building extras. Additional extras and fics within the verse have been written. Tumblr link with fan art
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100,000+ words - Really Long Fics & Verses
Empty Nest Verse - 372,607 words, 10 works - 6 main fics, 2 sets of one-shots, a 9th fic that’s the first version of Empty Nest, and 1 Time Lines & Notes world building extra Tumblr link with fanart of master post
Rebuilding the Nest - 111,435 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, best if you’ve read Empty Nest-Revised first Tumblr link with fanart
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run Verse - 146,562 words, 5 works - 1 completed fic, 1 WIP, 1 set of one-shots, and world building extras.
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Fics by Trope
Actor!Kurt and Actor!Blaine
A Very Hallmark Christmas
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Angst With a Happy Ending
Empty Nest Verse
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Bad Boy!Kurt
A Very Hallmark Christmas - trope is mentioned in the fic as a part of Kurt’s recent past, but it’s not a bad!boy fic per say
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Bad Boy!Kurt - who committed a small crime as a kid & was put in juvie
A Nest of Scars - Kurt’s time in juvie, part of the Empty Nest Verse, can be read on its own
Empty Nest Verse - all of this verse
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Burt & Carole Trying to Do Their Best as Parents
Burt’s Nest - part of the Empty Nest verse, can be read alone, but for the best understanding it helps if you’ve read Empty Nest-Revised and Rebuilding the Nest first
Leaving the Nest - a sequel to Burt’s Nest
Empty-Nest Verse One-Shots - can be read alone
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run Verse - has some nice Burt & Kurt and Carole and Kurt moments
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Burt & Carole Get Frisky
Burt’s Nest
Cop Carole and Her Tentacled Stepson: A Cracky Klaine Advent Fic
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Cop!Carole and Cop!Kurt
Cop Carole and Her Tentacled Stepson: A Cracky Klaine Advent Fic
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Crack, Fun, Humour
A Very Sloppy Christmas
A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - a sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas & a WIP that needs revamping
Cop Carole and Her Tentacled Stepson: A Cracky Klaine Advent Fic - has a little angst, but is overall funny
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run Verse
It’s a Twisted World - for now, consider this fic abandoned as I lost my notes for it & can’t guarantee I’ll ever finish writing it
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Drunk!Kurt
A Very Sloppy Christmas
Klaine Advent 2018 - the first chapter is a stand alone one-shot
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Elf!Kurt
A Very Sloppy Christmas
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Firefighter!Kurt
The Tour - a short one-shot/ficlet
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First Son!Kurt, Kurt as the First Son of President!Burt
A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - a sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas & a WIP that needs revamping
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Food Play, Humorous - also the first 2 fics I co-wrote for the fandom, don’t expect high prose
Breakfast at Blaine’s
Linguine for Lunch
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Found Families
Empty Nest Verse, starting with Empty Nest - Revised, though elements are in A Nest in Flight as well
Empty Nest - Revised, first fic written for the Empty Nest verse
A Nest In Flight - prequel to Empty Nest - Revised
Burt’s Nest - part of the Empty Nest verse, can be read alone, but for the best understanding it helps if you’ve read Empty Nest-Revised and Rebuilding the Nest first
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Hallmark Christmas Movies
A Soulmate for Santa Claus - the movie being filmed in A Very Hallmark Christmas
A Very Hallmark Christmas - the making of a Hallmark Christmas with Kurt & Blaine as the leads
A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - a sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas & a WIP that needs revamping
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Homeless!Kurt
A Nest In Flight - part of the Empty Nest verse, but can be read alone
Empty Nest - Revised - first written fic of the Empty Nest verse and can be read alone
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Homeless!Kurt and Homeless!Blaine
Empty Nest - Revised - first written fic of the Empty Nest verse and can be read alone
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Hybrids - not your typical hybrid fic & here used as an allegory for racism
Empty Nest Verse
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Kid!Kurt - Angst with a Hopeful Ending, please head the tags & TWs
A Nest of Scars - part of the Empty Nest verse, can be read alone
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Naked!Kurt, Naked!Blaine, Everybody’s Naked a lot for Reasons
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run Verse
Klaine Advent 2018 - just naked!Kurt, the first chapter is a stand alone one-shot/ficlet not attached to any fic
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One-Shots - short & this is all you get
A Very Sloppy Christmas
Klaine Advent 2018 - the first 2 chapters are stand alone, short one-shots. The rest of the chapters got turned into a separate fic
The Tour
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One-Shots - that can be read on their own even though they’re part of a verse
Empty-Nest Verse One-Shots
Klaine Advent 2017 One-Shots (Empty Nest Verse)
One-Shots in the Everybody's Naked & There's a Country To Run Verse
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Political Allegory
Empty Nest Verse
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Prince!Kurt, Prince!Blaine, King!Burt, & other Canon Characters as Royalty
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run Verse
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President!Burt
A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - a sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas, a WIP that needs revamping
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Santa Claus’s Son!Blaine
A Very Hallmark Christmas - Blaine portrays the son of Santa
A Very Sloppy Christmas - Blaine is Santa’s son
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Sick/Injured Fic
Rebuilding the Nest - not the focus, but there are a fair number of chapters with this trope in it, part of the Empty Nest verse, will make more sense if you’ve read Empty Nest - Revised first
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Soulmates
A Soulmate for Santa Claus - the movie being filmed in A Very Hallmark Christmas
A Very Hallmark Christmas - Kurt & Blaine portray characters who are soulmates
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Teacher!Blaine
The Tour - a short one-shot/ficlet
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Tentacles
Cop Carole and Her Tentacled Stepson: A Cracky Klaine Advent Fic
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WIP - for those who don’t mind waiting for updates, revisions, or extras to be written
A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - WIP that I plan on revising, a sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas
Growing Up Is a Royal Thing To Do - A coming of age prequel of Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run. WIP for Klaine Advent 2021 and a few other word challenges. As of July 14, 2023, the fic is 31 chapters and 62,137 words with more being written.
It’s a Twisted World - WIP, for now consider this fic abandoned as I lost my notes for it & can’t guarantee I’ll return to writing it
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World Building - fics with a lot of world building & some extras
Empty Nest Verse - 372,607 words, 10 works - 6 main fics, 2 sets of one-shots, a 9th fic that’s the first version of Empty Nest, and 1 Time Lines & Notes world building extra
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run Verse - the completed fic is 68,744 words and 24 chapters long. The other 9,441+ words are 4 chapters plus 1 fan art chapter of world building extras. More extras being written. Tumblr link with fan art
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I think one of the greatest joys of fandom is being able to look back on a certain media or a ship or a trope or event or something of that nature, and being able to remember like "oh yeah! that was how I became friends with [x]!" "that was when that friend and I watched that show and stayed up until 2 am to do it!" and when those friendships bleed back over to real life too, like "oh I tried that food bc x says they like it!" and "that's x's favorite animal!" and all these sorts of things that happened because we happened to meet just like, in the great vastness of 1) human existence and 2) the ephemerality of fandom existence.
The way that certain things become suffused with that friendship and the like joy that really is. What an uncommon occurrence. What a lovely thing it is. What an honor. What a privilege.
Thinking of this one again. I love you - all the fandom friends I still talk to, and all the ones that've become lost to the vicissitudes of time -
I still have the baby blanket I made your son, it's embroidered with his name on the front, but it never made it to the mail, he must be nearly ten years old now, I remember when you mentored me about that one life skill, thanks for letting me talk to you when you were busy, do you remember when I was telling you about my family, what about the time you and I voice called over dinner, or when I told you to try rambutans and jujubes, I still have the pencil holder you sent me seven years ago, but of course I ate the chocolate, the last time we talked you didn't seem so good, you were worried about your health, I haven't been back there in years, I hope you're well -
And for all my memories of you: what an honor. what an uncommon privilege.
You are a supervillain, and everyone was surprised when you declared another supervillain to be your arch nemesis instead of one of the heroes who constantly thwart your plans.
Coming from someone currently dangling from their feet over a vat of acid, the tone is remarkably unconcerned.
Nico glanced over his shoulder at the hero... what was his name? Lightbulb or something?
"Of course not," he replied. "I rob banks."
"I've got a buddy that I have to stop from killing people every time we hang out. You'd be suprised how mild that is for an anti-hero."
"Not an anti-hero."
"Sure," Lightbulb -- that couldn't be right, he was just getting misled by his powers -- started shifting in place a little, trying to spin in place for some reason. "But really, I don't get why you have to be a villain if your nemesis is going to be another villain."
"The label suits my methods more."
"You haven't killed anyone."
"I kidnapped you."
"Meh, this is like a regular Wednesday for me. Actually, you got me out of trig, so I'm kinda thankful."
"Out of..." Nico stopped tinkering and turned around to stare at the hero. Was that a pimple on his neck? "Wait, how old are you?"
Lightbulb stared at him, before his momentum made him turn away from him.
"... mind your business."
Nico rolled his eyes and turned back to his machines. "Amazing. Just wonderful."
"Oh, are you one of those people that don't like fighting teens?"
"You mean a normal person? Yes."
"I don't think normal people have giant vats of acid."
"Touché. But, yes, I find child endangerment distasteful."
"That's nice. As a teenage superhero, I wish more people did."
"... your life is horrible."
"I know."
"And I'm saying that as someone actively endangering your life."
"Yeah, I was meaning to ask, why are you endangering my life?"
"You are Doomsinger's chosen nemesis, are you not? Does he not do that thing where only-"
"'Only he has the honor of killing me', yeah, okay, I see what you're doing. Kinda insulted to be bait, that's sidekick stuff, but it's not a bad plan."
"Thank you," Nico nodded, finally putting the finishing touches on his death ray. He showed it to the teenager. "What do you think?"
"I dunno, I'm not a tech hero."
"You've been at this longer than me, I'd value your opinion anyways."
"Aww, thank you!" Lightbulb seemed genuinely flattered at that. "Well, it looks pretty robust. Probably won't explode if I hit it with a light beam."
"Glad to hear it. Is that something that happens often?"
"All the time. It's how I take out most death rays."
Nico nodded and carried the swivel chair over to the acid, since he was already caught in conversation with the child.
"So, what made you decide to become a hero?" he asked.
"Eh, woke up with powers, figured I might as well help people with them since it'd be kind of a waste not to. You?"
"My daughter died as collateral damage in your last fight against Doomsinger."
Lightbulb paled. People always did that, even though Nico made sure to keep his tone casual so as to put them at ease.
"Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry--"
"Don't be. You were helping people. It'd be ridiculous to hate you for a fight he started."
"Yeah, but... I don't know. I feel like I failed you."
"You are a child who is continually forced to fight a grown man determined to explode the planet. If anyone was failed, it was you. Someone should have dealt with Doomsinger years ago."
Alarms blared. He was here.
"That's the thing though, isn't it?" Nico muttered, adjusting his mask and fixing on his labcoat. "Sir Terry Pratchett once wrote that people love to say that someone should do something, but they never follow it up with 'and that someone is me'."
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We, @avengerco & I, finally have the first batch of games up in our shop, geekfamilycollegefund. Each listing has a video to prove that the game has been recently tested and still works. The games also have their case, instruction guide, and many have the Nintendo inserts as well. Pokemon SoulSilver includes the Pokewalker, clip, a strap, the outer box, case, all inserts, and of course the game.
We still have some game guides left too. There's also many Pokemon items including some hard to find styluses and TCG badges.
Each game and item is our own. We're not a reseller or dealer. Just a family selling off of a lot of our stuff. Peanut, tree nut, cat, smoke, and feather free home. U.S. shipping only, no forwarding services.
Thanks for looking! P.S. We have some more Marvel Star Wars comics listed too. We have most of the full run. It's just taking me time to get them up in-between some labor and time intensive home repairs.
Digimon World Dawn Nintendo DS Game, Case, Manual, Works
Digimon World Dusk Nintendo DS Game, Case, Manual, Works
Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days Nintendo DS Game, Case, Manual, Works
Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded Nintendo DS Game, Case, Manual, Works
Legend of Zelda Phantom Hourglass Nintendo DS Game, Case, Manual, Works
Pokemon Black Version Nintendo DS Game, Case, Manual, Works
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team Nintendo DS Game, Case, Manual, Works
Pokemon Ranger Guardian Signs Nintendo DS Game, Case, Manual, Works
Pokemon Soul Silver Nintendo DS Game, Pokewalker, Case, Box, Clip, Works, Used
Scribblenauts Nintendo DS Game, Case, Manual, Works
Sonic Chronicles Dark Brotherhood Nintendo DS Game, Case, Manual, Works
Spore Hero Arena Nintendo DS Game, Case, Manual, Works
Star Trek Tactical Assault Nintendo DS Game, Case, Manual, Works
when it finally happens they shouldn’t lower the flags to half mast, they should raise them to 1.5 mast. add some mast to that mast. maybe some balloons too.
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All home improvement projects must be supervised by a dog. I don’t make the rules. I just follow them. Crichton supervised the kitchen reno. Suzie is supervising the basement repairs. She is safe just like Crichton was. 👷♂️🐶
when i was in middle school, the stem program i was in required us to do science fair as part of the curriculum. a pretty decent handful of us made it all the way to the tricounty regional fair, which was as high as we could go in the junior division. and one of the things i had to learn to win at science fair was a good business handshake to greet the judges with - something not too soft but not too firm, nice and crisp and decisive. i practiced this handshake with my dad until he deemed it Just Right, and off to the science fair i went with my newly calibrated Perfect Business Handshake at the ripe old age of twelve.
(this continued to serve me well in various other contexts, and i treasure every instance of watching someone visibly double-take over the fact that i - a squishy-looking 5′1 teenage girl - had casually deployed a Perfect Business Handshake.)
this all changed when i started doing construction work.
men who do construction work take firm handshakes to the next goddamn level. construction worker handshakes are a check to both parties’ professional pride, establishing to each other that they have the calluses and forearm muscles appropriate to their station. construction worker handshakes are ‘we are both using the other person’s hand as a grip strength checker’ handshakes. construction worker handshakes are like bricks.
(source: the many, MANY handshakes i’ve experienced at the union hall. carpenters local 197 represent.)
most importantly, however, construction worker handshakes would have eaten my perfect business handshake for breakfast. i had to up my game, so i recalibrated to match the standing expectation of ‘the right amount of firmness is the maximum grip output you are capable of.’ which was all well and good for a while, because the only people i was handshaking were other construction workers! i got a couple considering nods out of this! life is going swimmingly!
... except then one day my dad, an accountant, gets an assistant to help at his home office. a very skinny and desk-work-inclined assistant, to whom i am summarily introduced.
“this is jay, he’s going to be helping me out this tax season,“ dad says. “jay, this is kelly.“
i say “hi, nice to meet you,” and reach forwards for a handshake.
now, the thing you have to keep in mind is that i’d just come home from a long day at work. i am very tired, i am operating on pure autopilot, and my handshake has been calibrated for construction worker grip strength for the last year and a half. absolutely nowhere in my mind is the concept that perhaps a CPA’s assistant might not be expecting that. nowhere in my mind is the thought that perhaps i should dredge up my old business handshake for the current situation. but it really should have been, because you know what happened next?
he puts his hand in mine, and i crush it like a soda can.
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