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Coffeegleek’s Master Fic List

As is my writing nature, my fics tend to cover multiple tropes at once and so I’ve organized them by trope as well as by size. If you’re in the mood for something new to read in a trope you enjoy, I encourage you to give one or more of them a go.

Thanks,

coffeegleek

~This list was updated on July 14, 2023 and can be read on AO3~

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New Fics!

One-Shots in the Everybody's Naked & There's a Country To Run Verse -Three short stories inspired by a day of thunderstorms. 3,326 words

Castle Chicken - Curious about the Castle Chicken Admiral Beiste was eating in chapter 24 of Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run? Read on for the logo and a brief history of the chicken franchise that is beloved by all. 407 words

WIP Fic :)

Growing Up Is a Royal Thing To Do - A coming of age prequel of Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run. WIP for Klaine Advent 2021 and a few other word challenges. As of July 14, 2023, the fic is 31 chapters and 62,137 words with more being written.

Maps & Countries in the Everybody's Naked & There's a Country To Run Verse - Countries and maps in the Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run verse. Created because I was getting confused while adding new countries and expanding upon others while writing Growing Up Is a Royal Thing To Do. My hope is that others will find some enjoyment in them too. 7 chapters, 2,471 words

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Fics by Length

Under 1,000 words - Drabbles & Ficlets

Castle Chicken - 407 words, world building in the Everybody’s Naked verse

A Very Sloppy Christmas - 990 words, ficlet, one-shot

Humorous Spooky Drabbles - 869 words

Linguine for Lunch - 865 words

The Tour - 521 words, ficlet, one-shot

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1,0001 - 9,999 Words - Little Fics and One-Shots

Breakfast at Blaine’s - 1,476 words

It’s a Twisted World - 2,761 words, WIP, for now consider this fic abandoned as I lost my notes for it & can’t guarantee I’ll return to writing it

Klaine Advent 2017 One-Shots (Empty Nest Verse) - 7,919 words, most are stand alone one-shots that have an overall theme

One-Shots in the Everybody's Naked & There's a Country To Run Verse -Three short stories inspired by a day of thunderstorms. 3,326 words

Tumblr Games Fic Idea Prompts - 1,373 words, some are drabbles, others are simply ideas

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10,000 - 19,999 Words - Short Fics

A Soulmate for Santa Claus - 14,304 words, the movie being filmed in A Very Hallmark Christmas Tumblr link with fanart

A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - 14,523 words, sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas & a WIP that needs revamping

Leaving the Nest - 16,083 words, part of the Empty Nest verse & a sequel to Burt’s Nest Tumblr link with fanart

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20,000 - 49,999 Words - Medium Length Fics

A Nest of Scars - 26,753 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, but can be read alone Tumblr link with fanart

A Nest In Flight - 27,765 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, but can be read alone Tumblr link with fanart

A Very Hallmark Christmas - 33,912 words Tumblr link with fanart

Cop Carole and Her Tentacled Stepson: A Cracky Klaine Advent Fic - 20,053 words Tumblr link

Empty Nest - Revised - 29,735 words, the first fic written for the Empty Nest, can be read alone Tumblr link with fanart

Empty-Nest Verse One-Shots - 28,445+ words, part of the Empty Nest verse, but can be read alone

Klaine Advent 2018 - 25,546 words, the first 2 chapters are stand alone, short one-shots. The rest of the chapters got turned into a separate fic

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50,000 - 99,999 words - Long Fics & Verses

Burt’s Nest - 69,864 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, can be read alone, but for the best understanding it helps if you’ve read Empty Nest-Revised and Rebuilding the Nest first Tumblr link with fanart

Growing Up Is a Royal Thing To Do - A coming of age prequel of Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run. WIP for Klaine Advent 2021 and a few other word challenges. As of July 14, 2023, the fic is 31 chapters and 62,137 words with more being written.

Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run - The first fic in the verse is completed and is 68,744 words and 24 chapters long. The other 9,441+ words are 4 chapters plus 1 fan art chapter of world building extras. Additional extras and fics within the verse have been written. Tumblr link with fan art

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100,000+ words - Really Long Fics & Verses

Empty Nest Verse - 372,607 words, 10 works - 6 main fics, 2 sets of one-shots, a 9th fic that’s the first version of Empty Nest, and 1 Time Lines & Notes world building extra Tumblr link with fanart of master post

Rebuilding the Nest - 111,435 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, best if you’ve read Empty Nest-Revised first Tumblr link with fanart

Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run Verse - 146,562 words, 5 works - 1 completed fic, 1 WIP, 1 set of one-shots, and world building extras.

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All home improvement projects must be supervised by a dog. I don’t make the rules. I just follow them. Crichton supervised the kitchen reno. Suzie is supervising the basement repairs. She is safe just like Crichton was. 👷‍♂️🐶

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men will crush your hand and be like this is great im winning the handshake. something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

cthulhu-with-a-fez

okay, so. here’s the thing.

when i was in middle school, the stem program i was in required us to do science fair as part of the curriculum. a pretty decent handful of us made it all the way to the tricounty regional fair, which was as high as we could go in the junior division. and one of the things i had to learn to win at science fair was a good business handshake to greet the judges with - something not too soft but not too firm, nice and crisp and decisive. i practiced this handshake with my dad until he deemed it Just Right, and off to the science fair i went with my newly calibrated Perfect Business Handshake at the ripe old age of twelve.

(this continued to serve me well in various other contexts, and i treasure every instance of watching someone visibly double-take over the fact that i - a squishy-looking 5′1 teenage girl - had casually deployed a Perfect Business Handshake.)

this all changed when i started doing construction work.

men who do construction work take firm handshakes to the next goddamn level. construction worker handshakes are a check to both parties’ professional pride, establishing to each other that they have the calluses and forearm muscles appropriate to their station. construction worker handshakes are ‘we are both using the other person’s hand as a grip strength checker’ handshakes. construction worker handshakes are like bricks.

(source: the many, MANY handshakes i’ve experienced at the union hall. carpenters local 197 represent.)

most importantly, however, construction worker handshakes would have eaten my perfect business handshake for breakfast. i had to up my game, so i recalibrated to match the standing expectation of ‘the right amount of firmness is the maximum grip output you are capable of.’ which was all well and good for a while, because the only people i was handshaking were other construction workers! i got a couple considering nods out of this! life is going swimmingly!

... except then one day my dad, an accountant, gets an assistant to help at his home office. a very skinny and desk-work-inclined assistant, to whom i am summarily introduced.

“this is jay, he’s going to be helping me out this tax season,“ dad says. “jay, this is kelly.“

i say “hi, nice to meet you,” and reach forwards for a handshake.

now, the thing you have to keep in mind is that i’d just come home from a long day at work. i am very tired, i am operating on pure autopilot, and my handshake has been calibrated for construction worker grip strength for the last year and a half. absolutely nowhere in my mind is the concept that perhaps a CPA’s assistant might not be expecting that. nowhere in my mind is the thought that perhaps i should dredge up my old business handshake for the current situation. but it really should have been, because you know what happened next?

he puts his hand in mine, and i crush it like a soda can.

#stories #handshakes #long post #queue

sandstone72

They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it

#this #fuck ai

meret118

I got the Verification Required scam for the first time today. THIS ISN'T FROM TUMBLR. Report and block it if you get it.

ETA: I've gotten two more in the space of three hours this morning.

#scam alert

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wouldyoueatthisfood

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Remaining time: 5 days 3 hours

Food: garlic stuffed mushrooms

Ingredients: button mushrooms, olive oil, panko breadcrumbs, garlic, parsley, thyme, salt, black pepper

#stuffed mushrooms #my beloved #I haven't had them in ages and need to again #food #poll

derinthescarletpescatarian

I love mammals because like 20% of them look made up

derinthescarletpescatarian

For native Australian mammals, 50%.

whitefangthefightingwolf

You're so right like what the fuck is going on with bilbies

derinthescarletpescatarian

They're doing their best

recklesslyinfatuated2

A bilby for your viewing pleasure.

yournewfriendshouse

oh look it’s the easter bilby coming to deliver hot cross buns!

peeniless

FUN AUSTRALIAN MAMMAL FACTS!!!! Antechinus are a small rat thing. The males never live to be over a year old because every year during breeding season they have so much sex for so long and so hard that their tiny little hearts give out and they die of exhaustion or just not eating for several days. Every single year every single man of the species dies because they have too much sex. As an asexual this is very funny to me.

Bonus: Woylies are a type of kangaroo

^^ This sucker is fully grown

Double bonus: Both of these animals are very endangered and not well known so there aren't many programs that are protecting their habitat or rehabilitating them. Tell people about the sex rats to be a wildlife warrior!!

naamahdarling

Reblog for Australian deathfuck rats!

earhartsease

antechinus are Sex Georg so that asexuals can exist too

#adorable animals #australia #queue

marinella-ela

daddyshome1969

I want just 1% of that energy

hatesaltrat

Are you saying you could use a little horse power?

#zoomies #horses #foal #dog #adorable animals #video #queue

rare-pair-summer

In the AO3 Collection through Week 2!

☀️Where're You From? by TopsyTurvyWriter [Kurt/Dave]

☀️Devil’s Key. by FizzaPolie [Hunter/Kurt]

☀️april, come she will by porcelina_hummel [Burt/April]

☀️well, something’s lost, but something’s gained by porcelina_hummel [Walter/Leroy]

☀️the sandwich society by bossymarmalade (maggie) [Finn/Emma]

☀️Check Yes or No by breha [Cooper/Quinn]

☀️Every Day of the Week: The Seven Boyfriends of Kurt Hummel by GleefulpoppetAfterDark [Kurt/Multiple Partners]

☀️Knight in Denim by FizzaPolie [Blaine/Roderick, Cooper/Kurt] 🦀Creators! Did you make something for Tumblr? Leave a link in the comments! We want to see! 🏝️

Check the original post to see any updates! Last updated 06/13/2026.

#rarepairsummer2026 #glee #fanfic

tendie-defender

We should bring back forest green.

homoqueerjewhobbit

Forest Green is the best Green.

#forest green is the best green #agreed #forest green

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theknightlywolfe

When the CEO of the company that didn't turn away Nazi business says "this isn't going to work" you know it's bad.

unrelatedwaffle

404 has been knocking it out of the park since they started. Please support their original reporting on this! If you subscribe to nothing else I highly recommend them. Their podcast is great too.

Planning documents for "Scout" say the plan is to "make people addicted" to the tool before adding new features.

#anti gen ai #addiction #microsoft #fuck ai

fforsythiaaa

Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as “problematic” in class and our professor was like, “That’s cool, but ‘problematic’ doesn’t really mean anything. It means that the thing you’re describing has a problem, and in and of itself that’s not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else it’s not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like you’re trying to say that this is bad, but you don’t want to say ‘bad.’ Is that right?”

So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the “bad” thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, “I’m uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.”

Once we stopped calling things “problematic” and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, “that’s racist” or “that’s misogynistic” or “ew capitalism gross” out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, “Uhhh... I’m not sure what’s so bad?” and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.

Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I can’t help but think of this professor being like, “Good starting point, now let’s get specific.” I think when we have to commit to saying “that’s ___” it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever we’re claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes it’s art, and it should be full of problems, because that’s what art is.

#problematic

the-big-mood

It became impossible to lose them on the evening walk. 😂

sins-sanctuary

Awe ☺️

#dogs #adorable animals #video

groovysarity

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

mrshamill

everything about this is gold. Er, platinum.

iamhisgloriouspurpose

I am this old.

#tumblr geriatric ward #life woes #dystopian america #fascist america

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Do you recognize this TV theme song? #616

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Remaining time: 3 days 21 hours

#one of my favorite shows that I own and watch currently in repeats #tv theme song #poll

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