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Coffeegleek’s Master Fic List

As is my writing nature, my fics tend to cover multiple tropes at once and so I’ve organized them by trope as well as by size. If you’re in the mood for something new to read in a trope you enjoy, I encourage you to give one or more of them a go.

Thanks,

coffeegleek

~This list was updated on July 14, 2023 and can be read on AO3~

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New Fics!

One-Shots in the Everybody's Naked & There's a Country To Run Verse -Three short stories inspired by a day of thunderstorms. 3,326 words

Castle Chicken - Curious about the Castle Chicken Admiral Beiste was eating in chapter 24 of Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run? Read on for the logo and a brief history of the chicken franchise that is beloved by all. 407 words

WIP Fic :)

Growing Up Is a Royal Thing To Do - A coming of age prequel of Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run. WIP for Klaine Advent 2021 and a few other word challenges. As of July 14, 2023, the fic is 31 chapters and 62,137 words with more being written.

Maps & Countries in the Everybody's Naked & There's a Country To Run Verse - Countries and maps in the Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run verse. Created because I was getting confused while adding new countries and expanding upon others while writing Growing Up Is a Royal Thing To Do. My hope is that others will find some enjoyment in them too. 7 chapters, 2,471 words

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Fics by Length

Under 1,000 words - Drabbles & Ficlets

Castle Chicken - 407 words, world building in the Everybody’s Naked verse

A Very Sloppy Christmas - 990 words, ficlet, one-shot

Humorous Spooky Drabbles - 869 words

Linguine for Lunch - 865 words

The Tour - 521 words, ficlet, one-shot

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1,0001 - 9,999 Words - Little Fics and One-Shots

Breakfast at Blaine’s - 1,476 words

It’s a Twisted World - 2,761 words, WIP, for now consider this fic abandoned as I lost my notes for it & can’t guarantee I’ll return to writing it

Klaine Advent 2017 One-Shots (Empty Nest Verse) - 7,919 words, most are stand alone one-shots that have an overall theme

One-Shots in the Everybody's Naked & There's a Country To Run Verse -Three short stories inspired by a day of thunderstorms. 3,326 words

Tumblr Games Fic Idea Prompts - 1,373 words, some are drabbles, others are simply ideas

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10,000 - 19,999 Words - Short Fics

A Soulmate for Santa Claus - 14,304 words, the movie being filmed in A Very Hallmark Christmas Tumblr link with fanart

A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - 14,523 words, sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas & a WIP that needs revamping

Leaving the Nest - 16,083 words, part of the Empty Nest verse & a sequel to Burt’s Nest Tumblr link with fanart

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20,000 - 49,999 Words - Medium Length Fics

A Nest of Scars - 26,753 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, but can be read alone Tumblr link with fanart

A Nest In Flight - 27,765 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, but can be read alone Tumblr link with fanart

A Very Hallmark Christmas - 33,912 words Tumblr link with fanart

Cop Carole and Her Tentacled Stepson: A Cracky Klaine Advent Fic - 20,053 words Tumblr link

Empty Nest - Revised - 29,735 words, the first fic written for the Empty Nest, can be read alone Tumblr link with fanart

Empty-Nest Verse One-Shots - 28,445+ words, part of the Empty Nest verse, but can be read alone

Klaine Advent 2018 - 25,546 words, the first 2 chapters are stand alone, short one-shots. The rest of the chapters got turned into a separate fic

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50,000 - 99,999 words - Long Fics & Verses

Burt’s Nest - 69,864 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, can be read alone, but for the best understanding it helps if you’ve read Empty Nest-Revised and Rebuilding the Nest first Tumblr link with fanart

Growing Up Is a Royal Thing To Do - A coming of age prequel of Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run. WIP for Klaine Advent 2021 and a few other word challenges. As of July 14, 2023, the fic is 31 chapters and 62,137 words with more being written.

Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run - The first fic in the verse is completed and is 68,744 words and 24 chapters long. The other 9,441+ words are 4 chapters plus 1 fan art chapter of world building extras. Additional extras and fics within the verse have been written. Tumblr link with fan art

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100,000+ words - Really Long Fics & Verses

Empty Nest Verse - 372,607 words, 10 works - 6 main fics, 2 sets of one-shots, a 9th fic that’s the first version of Empty Nest, and 1 Time Lines & Notes world building extra Tumblr link with fanart of master post

Rebuilding the Nest - 111,435 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, best if you’ve read Empty Nest-Revised first Tumblr link with fanart

Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run Verse - 146,562 words, 5 works - 1 completed fic, 1 WIP, 1 set of one-shots, and world building extras.

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The big box of small-sized jeans that Fed Ex insisted were ours and even redelivered them the day after we took them to a Fed Ex store and told them that they have the wrong address and the buyer has my name but a different spelling, they were never ordered by me - that pain in the ass problem is now in Goodwill’s hands. Hopefully some school kids can make use of them. We kept them in the garage for 2 months in case the real owner tracked the package. No one came. So now they’re no longer our problem and space waster.

#I know goodwill isn’t great but they’re the only semi-local charity shop #they were the best option #at least the jeans are all new #coffeegleek liveblogs life

excitementshewrote

#the simpsons #homer simpson #relatable

everythingfox

#cats #adorable animals #lol #queue

derinthescarletpescatarian

Who wants to hear a DIY tiling pro tip that the experts won't tell you

hazelriver74

Yes!

derinthescarletpescatarian

Do not drop your phone into the bucket of tile adhesive. This step is actually completely unnecessary and massively complicates the tiling process.

fueles

You say this but my uncle is a tiler and he swears by the “drop phone in putty bucket” technique. I think you’re just posting this for clout

derinthescarletpescatarian

Your uncle is caught up in a tradition that he was taught as an apprentice that he never questioned. Modern putty doesn't require phone, the formula has changed.

perfectly-disfigured

MY uncle says some customers still demand the phone putty technique because it "doesn't look right otherwise"

derinthescarletpescatarian

Drop an empty phone case in and those customers can't tell the fucking difference because there is no fucking difference.

impossiblepackage

i always drop my phone in the putty because i like the taste

#diy pro tips #lol #humor

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copperbadge

Went outside in Chicago just now and the air quality is "chewable".

#weather woes #canadian wildfires

brehaaorgana

for the last time: if there's a sexy naked lady with long flowing hair and MAYBE a diaphanous sheet or flower crown; lots of swirlies and ribbon like curving LUSCIOUS shapes; very lush foliage (acanthus leaves, elegant flowers) and all kinds of fauna — both especially waterside (lily pads, lotuses, reeds, cranes, dragonflies); lots of green; everything is a lot of iron, stone, stained glass, mosaic, and carved wood; the windows or their frames are very Shaped; the lights are soft yellow; or it's a font with lots of line weight variation; feather tips are rounded; everything reminds you of france, vienna, or japan and something vaguely mediterranean; OR it's literally a Parisian metro station

— then it's art nouveau

and if the sexy lady has a bob cut or a hair cap and is wearing a column or flapper dress; there's a lot of geometry like rectangles, arches, rays, and diamonds; angels have super sharp wings and a lot of muscles; everything is steel, concrete, marble, gold, and red velvet seats; everything is VERY angular; and all the foliage is basically papyrus fronds; things feel vaguely Egyptian or Turkish or Mesopotamian; the fonts play with being very skinny or very thick and are sans serif with extra lines; or Gatsby would be found floating dead in that pool

— then it's art deco

brehaaorgana

And if looks kinda like art nouveau

— with lots of lush flora, tiny insects (like dragonflies) or graceful birds, stained glass, iron, warm golden lighting, lots of wood and wood carving (but now it's more wood paneling), a stylistic fondness for Japan, line weight variation in the font, and tile (but this time it's carved or sculpted on, not tiny mosaic)

but you're worried it's art deco

— because the forms (especially foliage) are very symmetrical and slightly more angular or blocky and graphic looking, things are more rectangular than circular or curvy in architecture, the patterns repeat more often, and more of the lamps are pyramids or rectangular, and there are nods to Egyptian or Ottoman style, and they used the color red (probably in an accent chair or carpet rug)

BUT there's no steel, concrete, gold plating or gilding, marble, big muscles, spiky or radiating diamond shapes, angular people, or flappers,

AND the vibes are jacobean, gothic, or spanish mission revival; they love some brick and stone; the wallpaper is an explosion of colorful pattern that could give you arsenic poisoning or help depict a descent into postpartum psychosis in a famous short story; but there are NO people to be seen, not even sexy ladies,

— then THAT is the arts & crafts movement.

#art #design #eras

escapekit

Material Shapes

Connecticut-based prop stylist and designer Kristen Meyer creates geometric shapes using crackers, sticks, spaghetti, herbs, and other common raw materials. The finesse comes in her use of negative space, creating implied borders lines that help complete the shape without a full density of “ingredients.”

#art #kristin meyer #cool things #queue

bob-artist

Bittern at the grocery store

sparkly-heretic

A very elegant crime.

(edit: my partner just pointed out that maybe the bittern is going to pay, and that's a good point)

bob-artist

Don't worry, his disguise was flawless and he got away with his snack :)

#art #comic #birds #lol

jessilynallendilla

#I hope this is a glitch and not a sitewide thing #I hate it when things move around #tumblr changes #so far it's as usual on my laptop

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Random next door neighbor gossip - they are on their third refrigerator in three days with three different delivery trucks. I don't know what store they bought the fridge from or what brand they bought, but clearly they keep having to return them. Today's is a different color than the previous two. I wonder if this one is the right color or they didn't care as long as it works.

#coffeegleek liveblogs life #I don't know my neighbors well enough nor do I speak their primary language so I'm not going to ask #can only look out the peep hole and front door from time to time

lindseymcdonaldseyelashes

Leverage: Redemption 3x4- "The Hustler Job"

trekscribbles

My favorite new piece of trivia from the Lev:Red aftershow:

Gina said she cannot play pool. She was really nervous about this shot, and she was trying to figure out how she was going to make it work, but it ended up being a really fun moment.

They did 9 takes. She made the shot 9 times in a row.

Her words: "This character's embedded in me more than I realized, because Gina can't play pool... but Sophie can."

Honestly the cast is basically just playing themselves at this point.

#sophie devereaux #gina bellman #the hustler job #leverage redemption #leverage #queue

michaelnordeman

Wood pigeon/Columba palumbus/ringduva. Mariehamn, Åland (25 May 2026).

#wood pigeon #pigeons #birds #columbidae #åland #mariehamn #adorable animals

On the one hand, I have over 40 empty totes (not counting broken ones that I've tossed) as proof that I have done a lot of dejunking over the years. OTH, the amount of stuff that I have to find room for in order to clear out whole spaces in order to do more home repairs and improvements and then eventually move to a new house is completely overwhelming. :(

Also, I have very tall stacks of totes of keep stuff that keep collapsing in the garage. Likely heat related. I will not be surprised if we lose all of our DVDs, But there's simply no other place to put them. The $200+ a month climate controlled storage unit was killing us financially.

We're probably going to have to rent a unit again in order to get the basement cleared out enough to get all the celling electrical work done and then put up new ceiling tiles.

This has been a long sigh vent.

#guess what I had to tackle today and spouse did all on his own the other day - clean up a fallen stack of totes in the garage #coffeegleek liveblogs life #I'm doing my best to sell our stuff and dejunk but there's only so much time and energy #and did I mention it's hot as satan's asshole outside?

yesornopolls

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

#no #the only living thing I know who's that old is the giant oak tree in my front yard and said tree is actually older than that - 300 years ol #poll

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themaniacisinthemailbox

still thinking about how perfect a flag this is for human space exploration. Shapes and symbols can change meanings between people and cultures currently, let alone hundreds or even thousands of years into the future.

And what is the purpose of placing a flag on a foreign planet? It’s a way to say “we were here.” And the one, immediate symbol that any other human who came to the same spot any number of years later would be able to recognize a human hand. Even if governments change and collapse, we all understand a handprint.

and if you found yourself somewhere where you wanted to mark humanity’s presence, but didn’t have a flag with you? Well, you have your own hand.

#cool things #humanity #flags

sandersstudies

EVERYBODY post your struggle/lazy/easy/low spoons go-to meals so when we all struggle next we can explore the notes.

Flavored brats/sausages with cheese or fruit etc can be delicious air-fried and plain, and wrapped in a paper towel and eaten by hand without dirtying plates and cutlery. (If you’re up to it, add buns/side/toppings to your ability level.)

#marie calendar bowls frozen dinners when they're on sale for $3 which I know isn't affordable for everyone #3 can chili - can of kidney beans + can of diced tomatoes + can of Hormel chili no beans + dehyrdated minced onions & garlic + dried basil #+ dried oregano + chili pepper #cook it all in one pot - you don't even have to drain the liquid out of the cans if you don't want to #I eat it with club crackers but you don't have to #it lasts for multiple meals and reheats well on the stove or microwave #struggle meals

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