Welcome! I like things. I tag everything. Expect rambles. On tumblr since The Ancient Times. Intersectional feminist. Genderqueer. Pronouns: she, her, they.
As is my writing nature, my fics tend to cover multiple tropes at once and so I’ve organized them by trope as well as by size. If you’re in the mood for something new to read in a trope you enjoy, I encourage you to give one or more of them a go.
Thanks,
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~This list was updated on July 14, 2023 and can be read on AO3~
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New Fics!
One-Shots in the Everybody's Naked & There's a Country To Run Verse -Three short stories inspired by a day of thunderstorms. 3,326 words
Castle Chicken - Curious about the Castle Chicken Admiral Beiste was eating in chapter 24 of Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run? Read on for the logo and a brief history of the chicken franchise that is beloved by all. 407 words
WIP Fic :)
Growing Up Is a Royal Thing To Do - A coming of age prequel of Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run. WIP for Klaine Advent 2021 and a few other word challenges. As of July 14, 2023, the fic is 31 chapters and 62,137 words with more being written.
Maps & Countries in the Everybody's Naked & There's a Country To Run Verse - Countries and maps in the Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run verse. Created because I was getting confused while adding new countries and expanding upon others while writing Growing Up Is a Royal Thing To Do. My hope is that others will find some enjoyment in them too. 7 chapters, 2,471 words
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Fics by Length
Under 1,000 words - Drabbles & Ficlets
Castle Chicken - 407 words, world building in the Everybody’s Naked verse
A Very Sloppy Christmas - 990 words, ficlet, one-shot
Humorous Spooky Drabbles - 869 words
Linguine for Lunch - 865 words
The Tour - 521 words, ficlet, one-shot
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1,0001 - 9,999 Words - Little Fics and One-Shots
Breakfast at Blaine’s - 1,476 words
It’s a Twisted World - 2,761 words, WIP, for now consider this fic abandoned as I lost my notes for it & can’t guarantee I’ll return to writing it
Klaine Advent 2017 One-Shots (Empty Nest Verse) - 7,919 words, most are stand alone one-shots that have an overall theme
One-Shots in the Everybody's Naked & There's a Country To Run Verse -Three short stories inspired by a day of thunderstorms. 3,326 words
Tumblr Games Fic Idea Prompts - 1,373 words, some are drabbles, others are simply ideas
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10,000 - 19,999 Words - Short Fics
A Soulmate for Santa Claus - 14,304 words, the movie being filmed in A Very Hallmark Christmas Tumblr link with fanart
A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - 14,523 words, sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas & a WIP that needs revamping
Leaving the Nest - 16,083 words, part of the Empty Nest verse & a sequel to Burt’s Nest Tumblr link with fanart
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20,000 - 49,999 Words - Medium Length Fics
A Nest of Scars - 26,753 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, but can be read alone Tumblr link with fanart
A Nest In Flight - 27,765 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, but can be read alone Tumblr link with fanart
A Very Hallmark Christmas - 33,912 words Tumblr link with fanart
Cop Carole and Her Tentacled Stepson: A Cracky Klaine Advent Fic - 20,053 words Tumblr link
Empty Nest - Revised - 29,735 words, the first fic written for the Empty Nest, can be read alone Tumblr link with fanart
Empty-Nest Verse One-Shots - 28,445+ words, part of the Empty Nest verse, but can be read alone
Klaine Advent 2018 - 25,546 words, the first 2 chapters are stand alone, short one-shots. The rest of the chapters got turned into a separate fic
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50,000 - 99,999 words - Long Fics & Verses
Burt’s Nest - 69,864 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, can be read alone, but for the best understanding it helps if you’ve read Empty Nest-Revised and Rebuilding the Nest first Tumblr link with fanart
Growing Up Is a Royal Thing To Do - A coming of age prequel of Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run. WIP for Klaine Advent 2021 and a few other word challenges. As of July 14, 2023, the fic is 31 chapters and 62,137 words with more being written.
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run - The first fic in the verse is completed and is 68,744 words and 24 chapters long. The other 9,441+ words are 4 chapters plus 1 fan art chapter of world building extras. Additional extras and fics within the verse have been written. Tumblr link with fan art
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100,000+ words - Really Long Fics & Verses
Empty Nest Verse - 372,607 words, 10 works - 6 main fics, 2 sets of one-shots, a 9th fic that’s the first version of Empty Nest, and 1 Time Lines & Notes world building extra Tumblr link with fanart of master post
Rebuilding the Nest - 111,435 words, part of the Empty Nest verse, best if you’ve read Empty Nest-Revised first Tumblr link with fanart
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run Verse - 146,562 words, 5 works - 1 completed fic, 1 WIP, 1 set of one-shots, and world building extras.
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Fics by Trope
Actor!Kurt and Actor!Blaine
A Very Hallmark Christmas
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Angst With a Happy Ending
Empty Nest Verse
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Bad Boy!Kurt
A Very Hallmark Christmas - trope is mentioned in the fic as a part of Kurt’s recent past, but it’s not a bad!boy fic per say
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Bad Boy!Kurt - who committed a small crime as a kid & was put in juvie
A Nest of Scars - Kurt’s time in juvie, part of the Empty Nest Verse, can be read on its own
Empty Nest Verse - all of this verse
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Burt & Carole Trying to Do Their Best as Parents
Burt’s Nest - part of the Empty Nest verse, can be read alone, but for the best understanding it helps if you’ve read Empty Nest-Revised and Rebuilding the Nest first
Leaving the Nest - a sequel to Burt’s Nest
Empty-Nest Verse One-Shots - can be read alone
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run Verse - has some nice Burt & Kurt and Carole and Kurt moments
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Burt & Carole Get Frisky
Burt’s Nest
Cop Carole and Her Tentacled Stepson: A Cracky Klaine Advent Fic
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Cop!Carole and Cop!Kurt
Cop Carole and Her Tentacled Stepson: A Cracky Klaine Advent Fic
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Crack, Fun, Humour
A Very Sloppy Christmas
A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - a sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas & a WIP that needs revamping
Cop Carole and Her Tentacled Stepson: A Cracky Klaine Advent Fic - has a little angst, but is overall funny
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run Verse
It’s a Twisted World - for now, consider this fic abandoned as I lost my notes for it & can’t guarantee I’ll ever finish writing it
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Drunk!Kurt
A Very Sloppy Christmas
Klaine Advent 2018 - the first chapter is a stand alone one-shot
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Elf!Kurt
A Very Sloppy Christmas
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Firefighter!Kurt
The Tour - a short one-shot/ficlet
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First Son!Kurt, Kurt as the First Son of President!Burt
A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - a sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas & a WIP that needs revamping
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Food Play, Humorous - also the first 2 fics I co-wrote for the fandom, don’t expect high prose
Breakfast at Blaine’s
Linguine for Lunch
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Found Families
Empty Nest Verse, starting with Empty Nest - Revised, though elements are in A Nest in Flight as well
Empty Nest - Revised, first fic written for the Empty Nest verse
A Nest In Flight - prequel to Empty Nest - Revised
Burt’s Nest - part of the Empty Nest verse, can be read alone, but for the best understanding it helps if you’ve read Empty Nest-Revised and Rebuilding the Nest first
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Hallmark Christmas Movies
A Soulmate for Santa Claus - the movie being filmed in A Very Hallmark Christmas
A Very Hallmark Christmas - the making of a Hallmark Christmas with Kurt & Blaine as the leads
A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - a sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas & a WIP that needs revamping
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Homeless!Kurt
A Nest In Flight - part of the Empty Nest verse, but can be read alone
Empty Nest - Revised - first written fic of the Empty Nest verse and can be read alone
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Homeless!Kurt and Homeless!Blaine
Empty Nest - Revised - first written fic of the Empty Nest verse and can be read alone
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Hybrids - not your typical hybrid fic & here used as an allegory for racism
Empty Nest Verse
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Kid!Kurt - Angst with a Hopeful Ending, please head the tags & TWs
A Nest of Scars - part of the Empty Nest verse, can be read alone
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Naked!Kurt, Naked!Blaine, Everybody’s Naked a lot for Reasons
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run Verse
Klaine Advent 2018 - just naked!Kurt, the first chapter is a stand alone one-shot/ficlet not attached to any fic
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One-Shots - short & this is all you get
A Very Sloppy Christmas
Klaine Advent 2018 - the first 2 chapters are stand alone, short one-shots. The rest of the chapters got turned into a separate fic
The Tour
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One-Shots - that can be read on their own even though they’re part of a verse
Empty-Nest Verse One-Shots
Klaine Advent 2017 One-Shots (Empty Nest Verse)
One-Shots in the Everybody's Naked & There's a Country To Run Verse
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Political Allegory
Empty Nest Verse
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Prince!Kurt, Prince!Blaine, King!Burt, & other Canon Characters as Royalty
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run Verse
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President!Burt
A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - a sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas, a WIP that needs revamping
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Santa Claus’s Son!Blaine
A Very Hallmark Christmas - Blaine portrays the son of Santa
A Very Sloppy Christmas - Blaine is Santa’s son
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Sick/Injured Fic
Rebuilding the Nest - not the focus, but there are a fair number of chapters with this trope in it, part of the Empty Nest verse, will make more sense if you’ve read Empty Nest - Revised first
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Soulmates
A Soulmate for Santa Claus - the movie being filmed in A Very Hallmark Christmas
A Very Hallmark Christmas - Kurt & Blaine portray characters who are soulmates
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Teacher!Blaine
The Tour - a short one-shot/ficlet
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Tentacles
Cop Carole and Her Tentacled Stepson: A Cracky Klaine Advent Fic
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WIP - for those who don’t mind waiting for updates, revisions, or extras to be written
A Very Weird Christmas Adventure - WIP that I plan on revising, a sequel to A Very Hallmark Christmas
Growing Up Is a Royal Thing To Do - A coming of age prequel of Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country To Run. WIP for Klaine Advent 2021 and a few other word challenges. As of July 14, 2023, the fic is 31 chapters and 62,137 words with more being written.
It’s a Twisted World - WIP, for now consider this fic abandoned as I lost my notes for it & can’t guarantee I’ll return to writing it
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World Building - fics with a lot of world building & some extras
Empty Nest Verse - 372,607 words, 10 works - 6 main fics, 2 sets of one-shots, a 9th fic that’s the first version of Empty Nest, and 1 Time Lines & Notes world building extra
Everybody’s Naked & There’s a Country to Run Verse - the completed fic is 68,744 words and 24 chapters long. The other 9,441+ words are 4 chapters plus 1 fan art chapter of world building extras. More extras being written. Tumblr link with fan art
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One of my favorite stories to tell about myself from when I was a kid is the story how my grandma’s “Catching Fairies” game was banned because of me
So when I was really little my grandma had this game she made up, she’d give me and all my cousins jars and containers and tell us that in her garden there were fairies but they were smart and tricky so they disguised themselves as caterpillars and butterflies and as grasshoppers and worms.
Whoever caught the most ‘Fairies’ won but we had to set them all free because they tended to the garden
One summer day my brothers were at the age they were dreading ‘girly’ stuff so I was playing alone
At this point I had met all the fairies in the garden and I was getting bored without any competition and with finding the same old fairies
But then just as I was begrudgingly heading back to my grandma with the same fairies as usual I found a new fairy!
I thought she was so beautiful! She was resting on the sparkly thread in the leaves and her black body gleamed in the sunlight, she had long legs and a cool red spot on her back
Excited I coaxed her onto my hand and was so giddy I found a new one! I rushed back to the farm house to show my Grandma and Dad, gently carrying my new friend.
But when my Dad and Grandma turned around to see what fairy I caught I saw the color drain from their faces and both of them freeze, I could tell something was wrong but didn’t understand
My dad congratulated me and asked me if he could see the pretty fairy, I let him but felt a little nervous seeing how terrified he looked as she moved into his hands from mine.
Slowly he walked back towards the door, my grandma clutching my shoulders then my dad LAUNCHED the fairy back into the garden which I thought was rather rude
Then we had a nice long talk about Black Widow spiders
From an attached 1940’s Hardwick gas stove with paneling on the wall (not pictured,) to said wall removed and the area turned into a crap pile not helped by ceiling plumbing leaks, to a cleaned, patched, primed, and painted outer wall with repair needs all labeled and waiting for the plumber to fix them.
After the repairs are done, spouse and I will build a new inner wall, then I’ll scrub, patch, prime, and sticky vinyl tile the floor, and then we’ll get a brand new washer and dryer. Hoping it won’t be more than a month or two at most for this project.
Ceiling work is a separate project.
P.S. That’s a phone land line hanging down from the ceiling, not a live electrical line.
While collecting eggs a couple of weeks ago, this egg slipped out of my hands from 5 feet up above wood, wire, and cement. Quail eggs are VERY fragile when it comes to impacts, so this egg's life flash before my eyes and time slowed down as I watched the world's most ridiculous accidental cartoon egg drop.
It somehow missed every obstacle on the way down (3 shelves) in order to land upon the side of a milk jug I had dropped the day before. It bounced off of that to a couple feet away, and hit the side of a hay bale. It bounced off of that, and somehow landed on the open lip of an empty feed back laying on the floor that I had put down under the towers to prevent the cement from sinking heat from the space. The bag gently collapsed, and rolled the pristine egg to a stop back at my feet.
I stared at it in disbelief. I took it inside and candled it- not a crack in it. So I noted the pen I got it from (CER) and scribbled "dropped?" on it. I figured SURELY it would not develop after that kind of nonsense, but when I candled at lockdown, the little thing was ready to go.
So, I stuck the egg into its own hatching bag, and sure as shit, the little fucker hatched!
And as if the rest of the story is not weird enough, this is possibly the first coturnix chick in the world who didn't immediately faceplant off of a human hand in the pursuit of the cold embrace of death. It just sat there, posing with the egg. Looking around like Hm so this is what being alive is... it's alright I guess.
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You know on this most joyous of days , I know people will come with the usual “We shouldn’t celebrate someone’s death” and I say we ABSOLUTELY should
Let’s all remember that the man , and others like him wake up every day and decide they’re going to harm your friends , your family , innocents who have no way to defend themselves against the power they all wield . And they gladly do so to get a little more powerful than the day before
They don’t get to expect humanity when they’ve spent their miserable lives depriving us of our own
So by all means , be tasteless. Decide what dance to do on his grave .He may be replaced by another viper , but for now the worlds a somewhat better place for him being gone
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Investigators recovered two stolen trailers carrying $1.3 million in data center supplies, including copper wire and infrastructure equipmen
According to Business Insider, investigators recently recovered two stolen trailers near Chicago containing roughly $1.3 million worth of data center supplies, including $300,000 in copper wire stolen in Alabama, and another trailer carrying $1 million in infrastructure equipment taken from Florida. It’s a booming industry, with the US Department of Homeland Security estimating that cargo theft costs businesses about $35 billion a year, and the AI boom is now fueling a whole new niche within that black market.
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Found with the rest of the hoard, the handaxe pictured above was probably found either while digging his own hole for the treasure or maybe earlier in a precious bout of hoarding by some Romano-Briton who thought it was cool enough to bury along with all of his coins and Juliane's bracelet, because cool rock. This was absolutely the correct move.
