tits- i mean breasts

when jimmy fallon dies theyre incorporating his ashes into a ben and jerrys limited time flavor

guys wanna see this dumbass painting i just finished

the five stages of thursday

ICE abducted 10-year-old Karla Tiul Baltazar from Spokane and sent her to the same detention center as 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos. If you are able, please consider donating to support Karla's family.

someone should make a social network (2010) style biopic movie about the rise and fall of panic! at the disco because it's literally the same story. young awkward nerdy guys in the early 2000s make something cool and then have the worst friendship breakup of all time that's reminiscent of a divorce and now decades later the thing they made is lame as fuck. one guy became evil after they split up and the other guy disappeared off of the face of the earth. every man involved was so misogynistic that the story has undertones of a doomed gay relationship (a comically large hook drags me off stage and I am shot like a lame horse)

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

secret episode of heated rivalry where it turns out they're not gay after all

dan and phil react to heated rivalry….well yes

One day it's gonna be like "Ben Affleck and Matt Damon come clean about romantic relationship" and we'll all still be like "which could mean nothing"