like chewing on tinfoil

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

you have IBS.

posts funnier with timestamps on

i was playing b52s at work and this old guy i was ringing up goes "this band was out to friggin lunch"

hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

In early versions of The Lord of the Rings, Saruman was especially unwise to betray and destroy the forests, as all his wealth was held in Ent Credit Unions.

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?