like chewing on tinfoil

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

reblog this and tell me your favorite album written and performed by a woman?

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

As dandelions to sidewalks, so onions to refrigerators.

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk