like chewing on tinfoil

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

As dandelions to sidewalks, so onions to refrigerators.

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?

The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.

so awesome, so many !! so much wawa!!

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought