like chewing on tinfoil

In early versions of The Lord of the Rings, Saruman was especially unwise to betray and destroy the forests, as all his wealth was held in Ent Credit Unions.

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth