and I always smile!

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

you know I never thought about it but "tch..." is definitely a form of pouting

tch is hmph for girls who devote 25% or more of their brain's processing power to figuring out how best to look like they don't care.

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

i mean average sized bomb

When you yell at me this is what you're being mean to [Image of what looks like your dad getting hit by a car. The driver is a green witch.]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid