and I always smile!

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

they're saying spending 2 hours in the word doc changing words slightly to be more specific and evocative and moving endless commas around is one of the most noble and respected things that you can do

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me