and I always smile!

When you yell at me this is what you're being mean to [Image of what looks like your dad getting hit by a car. The driver is a green witch.]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

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Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

no matter how little you think you know about history you shouldn’t beat yourself up over it because there is always someone who knows less than you and is more confident about it. someone once said that bridgerton was medieval to me

another person also thought that the middle ages were the period in between wwi and wwii so you should always be proud of yourself for having any sort of knowledge about the medieval period. i’m proud of you for not thinking fdr was an important medieval figure.

https://fire.airnow.gov might be useful for checking if this affects you or nearby areas

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

everything is a reference when you're crazy