and so the story goes

two of my favourite etsy artists just released cheaper sketch options yayyy. don't ask how i have enough knowledge of the etsy art commission world for the number of favourite artists i have to be higher than two

makes up guy to get angry at -> starts considering why he would say that which has the unintended side effect of fleshing him out as a character -> cries because he's just a person

you know what i miss? zlib's rec algorithm. other sites are better for pirating but zlib was unmatched in its recommending my next critical and financial flop to read that changes my life forever

i feel the unstoppable urge to write about divorce but i am possibly the least qualified person in the world to write it and you'd be able to tell

i think christopher nolan makes too many movies. a director should be allowed a film every five years at most. i'm supposed to take your directing seriously when you don't even spend a decade planning out your vision alone in a dark room?

since this discourse came back somehow, can i admit now that idgaf about kim kardashian wearing marilyn monroe's dress? definitely said this the first time too but i'm saying it again

i literally cannot stop thinking about the part where grace just stands there awkwardly waiting for stratt to force him back into the project. it sets up so many different things. most important of which is that if you think that man would ever be a daddy dom you are out of your goddamn mind

i do love a "man is cheating on his wife and is sad about it" storyline i can't lie. but he has to be doing it to get her attention because he's a giant loser baby but he's in love with her and she really isn't all that invested . like i love toxic relationships with all my heart but he can't be cheating because of his tragic childhood or whatever it has to be specifically he cheats one time, cries, admits it to his wife, she isn't even angry and doesn't think it's a reason to separate or anything, he's super relieved, then at night he stares at the ceiling and thinks about the fact that nothing he ever does will matter to her but she'll never bring up a divorce because a divorce would be a hassle and he would never bring up divorce because what if they can still make it work. sorry women. i know he's still the one in the wrong

they should put me in charge of the sexiest men alive title because i'm really just here for facts. like i won't say this year just like every other year, the sexiest man alive is tesla after he became sickly but found the cure to mortality. i look at the facts and the figures and i say there's one of two ways to go. and i'll say them if i'm hired

okay i'm going to say something embarrassing and you're all going to have to not ignore me this time. what's a good book about a straight man who suffers? like really suffers. like he has to suffer more than his wife if he has one he can't cheat on her and be sad about it without her doing something worse. preferably written by a woman. also preferably he's a side character and the main character is a morally grey woman. what's a book like les liaisons dangereuses or madame bovary but like more misandric

my cooler more well adjusted smarter mutuals seeing me blog about dramione from a psych ward again: 👩‍🔬👩‍🏫👩‍🍳👩‍⚕️👩‍💻👰‍♀️👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 (imagine all their eyes are closed)