HE IS THE WAY!

*horrible coughing and hacking noises* i need to go to the hospital...... *more coughing and hacking* the sex hospital

one of the few times they actually give us an official name for something and we’re calling that shit sex hospital

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

i need that girl to uncensor so i can figure out the brand of the new autism shirt 😭

ray taking his pills but making it clear he thinks theyre yuckyyyyyyyy

making the same face he made when he accidentally drank sparkling water instead of still that one time during swarm

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

we have all been tricked into paying hundreds of dollars per ticket to fund Gerard Way’s public fetish roleplay where he gets slapped, manhandled, and called a good boy while “brainwashed” in front of tens of thousands of people

Dont mcr make music

that stuff is secondary to the fetish roleplay

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

love when someone unironically posts some shit like "bring back cucumbers" they went away??

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out