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i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

adding sections until you are trapped inside the Conversation Torus

Two days ago I saw one single unit of that exact model. We were picking up a sofa from an auction warehouse. And there it was in it's plastic and fake fur glory.

There's a couple where he goes to react to a video that starts like "how to deal with an aggressive rooster" or "this is why your chickens see you as a threat" and then instead of reacting to the video he just inserts a clip of him separating a raw chicken to answer the question.

Reblogging in honor of Marjane Satrapi, one of THE great graphic novelists. Her comic Persepolis was a crucial text for shaping my belief that comics can deeply explore identity, culture, politics, and history.

I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

How's the dental?

you can have all the teeth you can carry

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

YOUR TELLING ME THEY USED GOD AS A BASKETBALL?

new trend: positive vagueblogging

There are some GREAT people on this website and I love them. Not naming any names

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a community label when they dont fucking need one.

I rarely appreciate how smart it was to put all of my stats on the ability to piss in a dream without pissing in real life.