reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

this is how we should generate power for cities

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer

you ready babe? [unzips my jeans and a giant salamander flops onto the bed with a wet splat]

lets play putting cigarettes out on each other

I learned in my political science class that all major famines in the 20th century and onward have been caused by oppressive groups or political situations restricting access to food, NOT natural causes like crop failure

This is literally the point that Indian economist Amartya Sen made that won him the Nobel prize in economics. As a child, he survived one of the several Bengal famines that were organised by the British colonisers in India. He developed his theory on famines, which is that they were more about distribution of food rather than production or availability of it

IS THAT THE FUCKING CROAKER

I don't even knoooooooow 😭😭😭😭

@the-muppet-joker this u????

Heh. Many such cases...

I am a cat person, which means that of the many, many behaviours that are shared between dogs and cats, I find them mildly disgusting when dogs do them but neutral or even endearing when cats do them. This is one of the flaws of being a biased animal attempting to think consistently using approximately 1.3 kg of electrified tapioca.

I was going to say "but dogs do objectively slobber more so it is more disgusting!" And then I remembered that Erwin, my cat, regularly leaves wet patches on my clothes from nuzzling them.

Diesel drools when he is very happy and then shakes his head vigorously and droplets of drool go everywhere. This is something that I fucking hate to see dogs do because it's the grossest thing ever. I forgive Diesel in less than ten seconds.

They love him for his grabbable hips and frequent bouts of crying