the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

Pretty dime sparkling in the sewer grate under a flood warning. catching your eye and making you stop until properly drenched just to see what can shine that bright in the dark. everyone misses me dearly when they blink and suddenly i’m washed away. I prefer to hold on until the gaze is averted so i can always call it an irish goodbye. Every environment i’m in is a controlled environment. it’s my superpower. No soil falling over my head thanks i just wanted to be the gleam of a memory that makes you hurt so bad you can’t breathe. the kind of pearl you think you understand. Had you only stayed until the threat passed pacified lightning curling into the clouds like the arms of a mother wide eyes unblinking you’d have realized i was a dull thing weaponizing the trick of the light to make you look. Oh well. Get high and think of me

had a dream last night that a stranger gave me a bunch of pills to smuggle into the mcr show but i got scared of being caught with them so i took all of them and then i was really fucking high during the concert and gerard somehow knew because he kept staring at me and pointing at me during songs and he would frown and shake his head it was so scary. omg. don't get high at mcr guys gerard's gonna judge u

What if everything gets better in 2016

Hey sorry if I’m kinda weird I was supposed to be dead by now

Hey sorry if I’m kinda weird I was supposed to be dead by now

Hey sorry if I’m kinda weird I was supposed to be dead by now

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird

is noone gonna talk about s*x seven?

Would you stop trapping that poor traumatized bean with this cannibalistic monster? Is that really the way of the ninja? Naruto would be disappointed.

Waow