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Here's a list of my blogs:

Oktcunez-writes completely empty as of now

Oktcunez-yaps yapping, whatd'ya expect

janSunjeki Posts in Toka Pona

Oktcuneznummernull German main

Oktcunez-dichtet My poems in German

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boytransmission

would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.

cuuno-moved

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

technicalzombie

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

cuuno-moved

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

skyinide

afronerdism

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

thepioden

fozmeadows

I AM WHEEZING

skyinide

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

homunculus-argument

You dig a big enough hole that water can stay in, it becomes a pond. And once it's been a pond for long enough, fish somehow appear. Even though it's not connected to any other water - hell, consider all the lakes that aren't connected to any other water. How the fuck are there fish? Where do they come from?

One day, something in space is going to look at humans the same way. You go to a new galaxy and there's freaking humans in there, like they just spontaneously manifest on random planets that have the ability to sustain them. All you need is an atmosphere with enough oxygen, some form of water, and that's pretty much all you need before they seem to just pop out of the ground and start terraforming it.

The mystery of the lake fish has been solved, by the way. It's waterfowl. Much like the birds that eat seeds and spread them around, waterfowl consume roe from the water, and while the number of fertilised fish eggs that pass through the digestive system of a duck or wild goose alive and unharmed may be small, it's not zero. A goose will shit in the lake water, and through comes the roe. It happens just often enough that lakes and ponds become - and remain - populated with fish.

Humans don't pop up on unknown planets and and unreachable galaxies on purpose. They couldn't get in there any more than they could get out of there, they have no choice but to claim the most viable-looking planet they can reach and start terraforming it. But how did they even get there?

You see, every once in a while an unfortunate human spaceship gets swallowed by a cosmic duck

mightymo63

Some fish are also just able to straight up walk on land

homunculus-argument

"They just walked there" is now my favourite theory of "how are lakes populated with fish".

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ab-ggg

Normalize saying “I don’t know enough to have an opinion.”

perchu-deactivated20180224

what if magical girl transformations were just shitty powerpoint transition effects

perchu-deactivated20180224

who brought this back fUC k oFf

thinking2-deactivated20171229

people w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL I automatically trust u

coolfriendlynicefriendbuddyguy

whats your credit card number

selkiewizard

Me reading a recipe that in no way requires crispy chili oil: the crispy chili oil is implied

real-language-facts

a sentence ends with a period because ! it did not get pregnon

inprisonforsparkling

this is why there are also ☝️prangent silences . bwecause text is celibate . and lack of sound fucks hard

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irlactualhuman

There was a time when making a joke about double penetration by way of hermetic principle woulda done numbers on this website.

Tough crowd.

agwhaan

van gogh wasn't appreciated in his time either

because-im-freaking-greed

Op, I'm sorry, but you sext like a homestuck character

irlactualhuman

How fucking dare you.

communalwife

genderfluid-druid

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

genderfluid-druid

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

pocketss

smile, dog!

pocketss

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

extremelydignifiedcosplay

shinomaxxxing today

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thesanityclause

Over 10 years ago I drew this mother naga with her kid and a bowl of gulab jamun, and I was blown away to see people still reblogging it and saying kind things here. I decided to draw a sequel, the PTA (People That are Anacondas) meeting is over, and she finally gets to have some gulab jamun. c: I really hope this cheers you up some.