KEEP THE BEAST IN MY NATURE UNDER CEASELESS ATTACK

if you computter keyboard is working properly ight now, withoutt any keys sticking or efusing to type letters properly, you should ake a momentt and be grateful for that fact. enjoy tthe blessings of having a functional compue keyboard. because, as you perhaps have gleaned fm thtis very text post, not all of us are able ot take such litttle luxuries forr grranted...

do NOT awawa at your former coworker who is messaging you on linkedin trying to help you get a job at his current company

its such a natural response that i've typed it out of habit and then deleted it like 6 times

girl on girl footjab

God forbid women do anything

suckin head at the suckhead rave #bloodshower #gaysex #BLADE

vampire DJ turn the vampire music up!!!

dude dont fucking invite blade to that party. you know all my suckhead friends are gonna be there.

one of the most devastatingly attractive people you've ever met is confiding to you their heartbreaking, deeply-felt, lifelong insecurity about some feature of theirs that is objectively hot

thumbing through an an etiquette manual in a state of nervous distraction

"this is my worst feature, I can't wear tight clothing or it'll show 😔" (dizzy with lust, struggling to form a coherent thought of any kind) oh nooo… that's… I'm… (breaking into a cold sweat) that must be very hard for you…