KEEP THE BEAST IN MY NATURE UNDER CEASELESS ATTACK

can i get an amen break burger

she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns

30 minute yoga flow to unblock your posting chakra and release deeply buried posts

Opposite curse of Achilles where you can choose to do something grand and dangerous and be forgotten or live a normal unremarkable life and be remembered forever and that’s what happened to Ea-nāṣir

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

Evil macklemore (mackleless) song about buying brand new shit you don't need called Gift Shop

God forbid women do anything

great news guys I just started a rebellion 👍 thanks for all the support, wish me luck defeating xiang yu!

Hey, popping in to remind you that you're literally my pathetic brother who trembles at the sight of me and all your generals flee with their tails between their legs at the thought of me.

heartbreaking: the worst person you know has made a great point

girl vampires are so cool we need more girl vampires in general

and like. girl vampires who are given the same kind of depth as male vampires of reconciling their own monstrous desires with how human they still are or not. and not like. vapid sexy temptresses or whatever. they have their time and place but i want a girl vampire desperately gripping the sink looking into the mirror just to see what isnt there anymore

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

Slow train journeys in rural England sure are an experience. You're going ten miles and it takes a day and a half because it stops at every lamp-post and the announcement says "The next station stop is Ferretley" or something and you think "I didn't know that was a place" and you get there and it isn't

Last stop was literally a picket fence, enough chopped wood to build another picket fence and, briefly, a train.

@ayeforscotland 🫡

We will erect another🫡

"if you take testosterone youll look like your DAD!! DO YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE YOUR DAD?!! YOULL LOOK LIKE A GROSS UGLY MAN YOULL LOOK LIKE YOUR DAD!" nope! adopted💖

shoutout to the guys saying "my dad is awesome itll be cool if i look like him" but especially shoutout to the guys saying "i will/do look like my dad on t and i am making him suffer for it. he is evil and he HATES that i look like him. im like him but better" yall have a powerful aura

bro your fat throbbing cock is so annoying distracting i'm trying to play roller coaster tycoon