KEEP THE BEAST IN MY NATURE UNDER CEASELESS ATTACK

ever since they banned ninja swords in london now phone snatchers have to simply use their ninjutsu to aid in phone snatching, which has ironically made the problem much worse as you're often targeted by lads using shadow clones or they straight up just rasengan you like fuck off

this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figure of emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High

When you reblog from me, you are DIRECTLY harming a US veteran.

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

i love loving a song but especially loving a small specific part of the song and the whole listen is leading up to that one part and its like im going to orgasm

lmao i’m reading this essay from the 1580s that mentions how if you were wearing a big elizabethan ruff and you got caught in the rain it would flip up in the wind and hit you in the face, and then you’d have to spend the rest of the day with your stupid soggy ruff all flaccid on your shoulders. can you imagine. whole new potentials for pathetic unlocked

@cellarspider this is for you

I want to wear this to work

rent lowering gunshots if you believe in misandry or transandrophobia or whatever get off my blogggggg. yeah trans men r oppressed obviously and that should be talked about but we do notttt need to be claiming that men are oppressed for being men in order to do that. be serious. it's 2026 can we all try doing the bare minimum when it comes to not being misogynistic again thanks

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture