KEEP THE BEAST IN MY NATURE UNDER CEASELESS ATTACK

not to be vague but.

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

CAPTAIN JANEWAY JUST SAID RPF IS FINE???

woah hey slow down ladies, theres enough of me to go around, aha…*is being violently dismembered by a pack of beasts*

"biblically accurate" is such a pet peeve of mine like it means nothing and don't remind me the bible exists thanks

"none of these words are in the bible" I do not care what is in the bible you're scaring me

ok so someone just casted mage hand on me

'flat chested boob job' is always especially funny because boob jobs in the first place are logistical nightmares.

it must be understood that a boob job is first and foremost hot because it implies that both parties were so aroused by this frankly terrible porn idea that they actually did it.

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

Whole house undiagnosed