KEEP THE BEAST IN MY NATURE UNDER CEASELESS ATTACK

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

they called him a psycho killer for this

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich

"passing advice" for trans men that is like "kill your joy and whimsy. you wear baggy neutrals now. you will dress like a 90s grunge band member but you cant accessorize or have hair longer than your ears. plain boxy tshirts only. maybe a flannel but beware you might look like a lesbian if youre not careful. and i have to reiterate: dont you fucking DARE wear a color"

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In college we had a lab to identify components in a PC, so we had these e-waste machines to take apart. It was one of those labs meant to establish a baseline of knowledge for students that had not taken apart computers before. My lab partner and I were already familiar so we instead invented a new game called computer jenga. We set the computer doing something and took turns removing parts. First person to cause the machine to crash lost. Turns out you can remove way more from a running machine that I expected. Surprisingly the thing that killed it first was unplugging the front panel IO module, probably because it caused a voltage spike or something in the process.

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

#feminist retelling

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

Rabbit Fun Fact! There is no fully logical way to find joy. You cannot achieve happiness by detaching from emotion.

Nothing makes me feel like more of an absolute fucking idiot than cooking.

An Assyrian guy put a rice recipe up here awhile back and it was the best rice I've ever eaten. The recipe? Half-cook the rice and then bake it in butter. It had somehow never occurred to me that you could do that. Of course you can do that. Did I just think the rice was allergic to the oven or something.

I fail to see how the Monsters of Inc. were persuaded to care about the welfare of children who to them were no more than an anonymous, alien resource necessary for the convenience of their lives. They weren't even the same species of them. Yet they overhauled their whole energy economy to be more humane toward this hated other, which had no legal rights in their society, and which most of them had never even seen. It really makes no sense, if anything it's sort of a perversion, like if you actually lived with that level of concern and empathy you wouldn't be able to function at all. You would be, just, fucking debilitated. Just psychologically crushed. Idk it's just not that plausible to me. And Randall, the lizard. He isn't that fuckable either.

Valid use of "Read to the end."

The SAO watch order is watch literally anything else.