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it took me 10 years to realize my tumblr mutuals represent mental disorders

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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
this creature is you
You can’t call yourself a leftist if you hate children tbh, like you can choose not to have them or be around them, but outright hating the most marginalised group of people in the world who have absolutely no power or control over the most basic parts of their lives and bodies is a dangerous mentality to have and you need to grow the fuck up and get out of your edgy phase and start treating everyone around you like human beings, even the ones that piss you off.
Like the older I get, the more empathy I have for children. Imagine living on this planet for less than a decade and having to figure out every single thing from scratch, only for the people around you to treat you like a living doll and constantly invalidate your feelings because you haven’t learned how to express them beyond screaming at the top of your lungs, like you’d be having meltdowns in the grocery store as well. The least you can do is offer them some grace, everything is so fucking confusing and scary and overwhelming and they’re not able to communicate that properly and no one around them is explaining shit, and they are constantly at the mercy of whether or not the terrifyingly giant adults around them CHOOSE to be kind like genuinely put yourself in the situation of a child and tell me you wouldn’t also be freaking the fuck out.
The way society treats children is borderline inhumane, and you have the audacity to call them hellspawn crotch-goblins for screaming a little bit too loud or daring to be in the same vicinity as you.
I do also believe that hating children is a sign of underlying ableism, because most of the justifications of hating children comes down to “they’re annoying” or “they don’t know how to act” or “they’re gross” and if you are unable to treat people who lack social skills, who make loud or repetitive noises, who are incontinent etc. with basic respect and dignity, then what’s the difference between hating children and hating disabled adults that share the traits you find so irritating?
having long hair is soooooo good except when you need to wash it
(confidently) no, that's a self-tolling bell. it tolls automatically, signifying nothing for the hearer. why

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Hello hello my little soon to be angels, this is the pilot speaking ;)
paradoxically, the wug test may not work on children of a linguist
some more lil rotomikus they make me happy ⚡️💙⚡️🧡
leotard concept from [here]
some more lil rotomikus they make me happy ⚡️💙⚡️🧡
leotard concept from [here]
A Wawa!

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A Wawa!
everyone's talking about the ibs/autism haha funny comparison thing while I'm still stuck on the concept that hamsters exist in the wild. like naturally
tf do you mean they're a wild creature. you find those ankle-biters at the pet store
Not a biologist, but the evolution of mammals is way more granular than you might expect. Humans are the sole surviving species of the genus Homo, which was a real party before the other ones went extinct. You're in for a fun time.
Domestic cats are believed to be domesticated not from tigers, but from the African wildcat:
Which evolved to be small just because it's sometimes more useful to be small.
And no, hamsters are not off-brand rats. They're part of the rodent order, which includes beavers, moles, capybaras, guinea pigs (yes, also wild) and lots of other fun things:
Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS
I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.
'QUACKROOMS' director Crane Parsons is officially the most avian director in the world.
"Please don't take my eggs."
He is 20 years old.
i want ice cream .
This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?
oh my apologies i see my mistake
i just realized the only 2 options arent "make someone angry" or "do what they want"
being in love is like you learn theres other reactions people have besides angry or not angry
love when its safe

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tag your trans types (≤3)
Due to popular demand, we have added more types!
Well, with the additionals, I'm clearly Mommy Maid
okay this is the Final one! its been fun everyone! (next up is the strengths and resistances... sigh)
theorycrafting type interactions
Knight
- Resists Puppy, Bug, Rat, Horror, Dragon, Demon, Were-; all those things make use of fear, and a knight does not falter
- Weak to Slime, Snake, Vampire, Witch, Clown (things that bypass armor, yes Clown's silliness lets them looney tunes their way around armor) as well as Sister, Princess, Goddess, Mommy, Angel, and Little (things that a knight will take orders from)
- Resisted by Sister, Princess, Fairy, Maid, Bunny, Goddess, Angel, Little, and Horse (all things a knight protects) as well as Vampire, Snake, and Fox (associated with guile, which is a knight's downfall)
- Super Effective vs Deer, Rat, Horror, Dragon, Demon, Were-, and Witch (things a knight hunts) as well as Nerd, Brat, Plush, and Pooltoy (things that lose to physical force)
... I'm going to stop before I spend an hour on this actually
you may be unwilling to spend hours of your life on this, but I am the best procrastinator to ever do it. I'll see you with a type chart in a couple of hours
strengths and resistances anyone? (spreadsheet link for higher res)
green is Super Effective, dealing 2x damage
red is Not Very Effective, dealing 1/2 damage
black is Immune, dealing 0 damage
empty is Neurtal, dealing normal damage
so as an Angel Knight type, I would take:
4x damage from Goddess and Handler
2x damage from Brat, Little, Princess, Fairy, Angel, Goth, Mommy, Fox, Clown, and Slut
1x damage from Knight, Robot, Maid, Sister, Doll, Gamer, Plushy, Deer, Nerd, Witch, Snake, Horror, Pool Toy, Plant, Cow, Elf, Fish, and Lizard
0.5x damage from Bird, Bug, Rat, Slime, Bunny, Horse, Pirate, and Alien
and 0.25x damage from Puppy, Kitty, Vampire, Dragon, Were-, Demon, and Spider.
If you think the matchups should be different, my askbox is open. I am admittedly not familiar with some of these archetypes (I thought pool toy meant literally tube rings, I learned today what those are it's very cool), and alot of this is very subjective.
If you think demons should beat angels instead of the other way around though, that'll take some convincing ideally from a demon girl in person
Was this worth 6 hours of my life?
Yes. I would do anything for the beautiful transgender women in my phone 💜
oh my stars, you actually did it.
I went to sleep and woke up and its done.. wow
thanks and well done!
@geckyjuno made a type calculator for ease of use
I think it's fun my previous blog is in this chain. Anyways, still maid mommy :)
garfield caused a controversy a decade ago by publishing this on veterans day