Golare har inga polare

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

stop being hard on yourself and start blaming everything on someone you don’t like

they call me the avoider for reasons i don't really want to talk about

please don’t send me mixed signals, i barely even understand direct ones.

introverts be like "i know a good spot" and then go home