“Hurry, hurry! Do not let the sun see me silent.”

it actually makes me so sad and angry when people deny their fave blorbo could possibly be a sadist like whats wrong with sadism did sadism do something problematic

3.5 stars. the thinking man's 5 stars

(pointing at the ghostly image of you that the gods created to deceive your opponents on the battlefield) you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

I dont care about matt damon and ben affleck but they gave us Which could mean nothing so they are like rpf patron saints in a way

the praetors all hate my proposal for a dark senatorial toilet. but it’s what sulla would have wanted

Last night we let the corpse thaw

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit